Thread: Cats and keyboards.

This morning my cat took a stroll across my keyboard and hey presto, every page i try to look at has massive writing on it. I can only see about three quarters width-wise of any page and am way to stupid to be able to rectify this little problem.
Can anybody with half an ounce of computer nouse please help me before i bugger the cat?

Cheers.

^Your own fault for having a cat - nasty creatures.

Hold down the ctrl key and press the minus key a few times.

Ctrl and + or - to increase or decrease font size, if that's the problem.

Hit "Control and Minus" a few times

Damn, I'm too slow
I'll have to resign

Originally Posted by Davis Knowlton

Your own fault for having a cat

Originally Posted by spudge

Hold down the ctrl key and press the minus key a few times.

Originally Posted by Plan B

Ctrl and + or - to increase or decrease font size, if that's the problem.

Originally Posted by Thetyim

Hit "Control and Minus" a few times

Originally Posted by Thetyim

I'll have to resign

Thanks all.
That's the job.

Anybody seen my cat, bastards done a runner?

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Anybody seen my cat, bastards done a runner?

Gone off to learn some more keyboard shortcuts.
Will be back shortly.

^ Quite a likeness.

Originally Posted by Thetyim

Damn, I'm too slow
I'll have to resign

Ctrl + F14 if you want to stick your post in front of someone elses.

Hey, that works a treat

Thanks, I'll give it a try

Have to check at home, my keyboard at work only goes to F12.

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Anybody seen my cat, bastards done a runner?

There is a thread on TV from some pissed off farang up in issan whose Thai family apparently slaughtered the family cat and sold it to some neighbours for lunch....

I'm eagerly waiting for Somtamslaps reply to this thread.

Apparently there is more bacteria on your keyboard than your toilet, and that's without owning a cat .

^
I was wondering why I type so much crap
Thanks

Originally Posted by Unlucky Ralph

Apparently there is more bacteria on your keyboard than your toilet

No worries.
I rarely shit on my keyboard.

Do you have an inbread cat?

Is this now an official LOLcatz thread? Because if it is:

This is the keyboard cowboy.

Is he all over the WWJ now too ?

Over it?
He makes it