Thread: Creating a Basic Website

I need one. How much is it likely to cost?

Many thanks,

S. Slap,

10 Arris Avenue,

Knobend,

Twatshire

^ I can't find that on Google Earth

Build it yourself. It'll be free then and you'll learn a new skill.

Patronising 101.

and then we can all learn by your mistakes

Great idea Al

Originally Posted by alwarner

Build it yourself.

Or you could build it for me and I'll pay you if it works?

ha!

PM me what you want and I'll ask a lad I know. He's tops at this sort of thing and would do it at mates rates. Quite what they are - I dunno.

Originally Posted by alwarner

PM me what you want

Just need a basic website where when you click stuff other stuff comes up, oh, and it needs to be pretty, a homosexualist might fair well with such a creation.

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Originally Posted by somtamslap

Originally Posted by alwarner

PM me what you want

Just need a basic website where when you click stuff other stuff comes up, oh, and it needs to be pretty, a homosexualist might fair well with such a creation.

Ergo - do it yourself.

Originally Posted by alwarner

Ergo - do it yourself.

Now, now. It was a one off, everyone knows that..and that flowery summer frock would've fooled anyone.

Originally Posted by sabaii sabaii

Easy Website Pro

Read: Ridiculously Hard Website Pro if your knowledge of the internet limited to where the next wanks coming from.

I will give it a bash myself, I will let you know how I get on

Hopefully from this PC

do it yourself and then you can claim to be a webmaster and charge other people for it

Just downloaded the torrent sabaii sabaii posted. I'll have a bash.

I'll do it.
I'm a expert i am.

How do you download that torrents (whatever that is)?

Get stuck in chaps and provide links to finished products. The winner will recieve the honour of my custom.

^pffft.

I need a retainer.

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

I'll do it.

You'll need to use an industrial solvent on that keyboard before you attempt anything.

Done.

Here is a sample












Click here bastard.

Originally Posted by alwarner

I need a retainer.

There's a chicken on the way to yours now with five baht sellotaped to his beak.

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Done. Here is a sample

Sample? Just because your monitor is now caked with jism, it doesn't mean I can see it, withnall.

Your best bet would prolly be wordpress or something. Simple, free and easy. You can have a site up in an hour. Zillions of templates, all free if you steal them.

Even Thailand expat webdesigners can look prof. Amazing innit.

Cheers Spudge.

Cracking nickname..

It's piss easy to build a Wordpress site.

What do you want it to do anyway?

Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince

What do you want it to do anyway?

Flog shit. That or make a forum dedicated to the Grannies of Isaan.

I'll walk you through it and do the technical bit for you.

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2. Go here and buy some hosting. Web Hosting Services, Reseller Hosting, VPS Hosting, and Dedicated Servers by HostGator it's quite cheap.

3. PM me your login details and I'll do the basic set up and put on an easy to use theme that you can play with.