Thread: Looking for a chauffeur

I fucking have it with the traffic here,

Looking for a chauffeur with the following qualifications:

- Safe driving skills
- No drinking, No smoking
- Not a former taxi driver
- Speak passable English
- Must be flexible for working hours (taking me home from my drunken nights out in Nana/Cowboy)
- 7am to 6pm with 2h per day of driving,

compensation???

Originally Posted by obsidian

compensation???

Butterfly's companionship

Originally Posted by obsidian

compensation???

The going rate

Originally Posted by panama hat

Butterfly's companionship

Cute

Post-op or Pre-op or does it really matter, just so that they are queer..

the going rate. mmm, what might that be?

Originally Posted by Butterfly

Must be flexible for working hours (taking me home from my drunken nights out in Nana/Cowboy)

Originally Posted by Butterfly

- 7am to 6pm with 2h per day of driving,

how does that work then??

^ take a wild guess, hint: flexible hours

Do you have a car butterfly?

Originally Posted by Butterfly

taking me home from my drunken nights out in Nana/Cowboy)
- 7am to 6pm

2 pot screamer I take it?

Originally Posted by MeMock

Do you have a car butterfly?

Yes I do, actually 2

Originally Posted by Butterfly

Yes I do, actually 2

you should try contributing to the traffic reduction effort and try lift sharing.

I don't think I could handle being driven around by someone else. If I'm going to get pissed off at the traffic/driving I want to at least be in control whilst doing it

^ yeah, that's what I used to think, but I find myself less nervous and more calm in a taxi than in the traffic lanes these days,

my morning paper, coffee, and some nice music will do just fine in the long traffic lines, and I don't have to spend 20min looking for a parking space once in the office building,

Drivers are a pain in the ass. I've had many of them. Once in a while you'll find a good one. However, I did work them like slaves, made them drive at all hours, made them run my princesses around town doing shopping and other shit.

The problem with a driver is that the hours you need one are so variable, that really you end up working them to death and they quit. The good thing is that he also has to wash the car every day so, you have a sparkling nice car every day.

KingWilly's driver seems like a decent sort. Not a particularly good driver though, but you can't have your cake and eat it...

^ the other guy was much better, but a bit of a rogue...

Originally Posted by Butterfly

- Not a former taxi driver

personally this is one qualification that you WOULD want....

ie.
years more experience driving = better driver
better understanding of the roads and how to avoid traffic and find shortcuts

Originally Posted by chinthee

The good thing is that he also has to wash the car every day

*Note to self: never work with or for this guy, hes a pain in the ass*

Washing the car is not a problem, it's cheap enough to go to the local car wash, better job, for 100 THB

This is actually getting URGENT !!! I coud always stroll though the office parking and find a guy there, loads of drivers waiting for their boss in the TV room,

Have you asked the thais in your office if they know someone?

yes, best thingto do is ask other drivers. they will recommend a mate.
The Bambi website has drivers on there as well

Originally Posted by Butterfly

Originally Posted by MeMock

Do you have a car butterfly?

Yes I do, actually 2

What cars do you have?

If you only need 2 hours a day then why not hire by the hour.
Prices start at 600 baht/hour
You can choose a different car for each day of the week

Limousine Thailand car rent, car rental, Airport transfer in Bangkok, Phuket, Chiang mai, Pattaya

Doh - I have just thought of the perfect person for you.

How important is the 'speak passable english' bit?