Thread: Nice home for sale in Chiang Mai

I'm going to start a new thread as the other one was derailed by the forum trolls.

Beautiful village with nice club house facilities (swimming pool, gym, sauna, tennis courts) around 10 km North of the City centre, near the new RimPing supermarket.

3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms (1 en suite), kitchen extension, telephone line.

colours can be changed for the tasteless.

1.6million baht, negotiable

that toilet look a little low dont it?

yeah, something odd happened when I resized that one.

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

something odd happened when I resized that one.

You lost the aspect ratio

And, thanks to DD's recent instructions it can be moved anywhere in Thailand:

https://teakdoor.com/construction-in-...-new-home.html

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

colours can be changed for the tasteless.

you've gotta be taking the piss with the colours...maybe a quick coat of cream throughout would improve your chances...

but good idea for a new - positive - thread CMn

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

the other one was derailed by the forum trolls

Must... resist... temptation...

fukk painting it again.
I'll knock 5,000 off the asking price.

I must admit that the bathrooms are really nice. Quite surprising when you consider how tasteless the current owner is.

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

colours can be changed for the tasteless.

I would say "the colors must absolutely be changed", never seen something more tasteless.

What's the deal then 500,000 or nearest offer ?

Originally Posted by Begbie

What's the deal then 500,000 or nearest offer ?

trolls will be banned from this thread.
it's mine after all.

^That was a fair offer considering the damage done by the decorators.

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

trolls will be banned from this thread.

Temptation... becoming... to... strong...

Originally Posted by Begbie

^That was a fair offer considering the damage done by the decorators.

fukk the lot of you.
marmite, I'll buy you a nice German beer or 3 if you can photoshop the fukking walls white for me.

You're worthless as house salesman CMn.
Start a new thread and don't show the interior.

cheers Frank.


do you know somebody just rented an identical house to mine except without the furniture on the road behind me at 15k a month.

it's amazing what's happening to the housing market.
agents seem to be driving rentals through the roof.

poster called bellington wutz just pm'd me an offer.
not a bad one either.

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

I'll buy you a nice German beer or 3 if you can photoshop the fukking walls white for me.

OK. Done. Finished.
Lets hit the pub.

^
sigh.

I think I'll have to start this one again.

are you allowed to advertise house for sale on TV or do you have to pay the bastards a commission?

^^looks better already

Let it ride CMn, folks know the house is nice you did show the interior and the colors are, shall we say, somewhat other than "basic?"
And all the banter keeps it up near the top of hte page...
No such thing as bad publicity man.