Fokking Irish Pub in Korat is closed more often than it's open, but Fergus would roll over in his grave if he knew his lazy widow couldn't even be bothered to open the place on St. Patrick's Day.
Well, then, another Korat day of drinking on the font porch.
A good stiff Scotch ought to start out the evening right.
Exceipt ^ that ain't right 'cause I don't even have a drinking buddy.