Awww... c'mon... its all good fun, especially if you are sitting on 'blue' and some kind reveller sluices your back down with a bucket of cold water. I REALLY like that one.... the waterlogged mobile in this situation is a pleasant bonus and always makes me laugh...
What we need is one of those crowd-control water canons to really get those same revelers into the spirit of things.... there's nothing like getting knocked off your feet and the wind punched out of you in the name of celebration, right....