Concerning the "Gash" it's all relative Sir. If you look beside those skanky bargirls there will be a fat old smelly wretch beside them. If you are lucky enough to spot me in SE Asia, you will see a stunner that will make you red with jealousy and you will think "fuck me, he's a lucky geezer. But then he is a good looking fucker and he works out. I must up my game big time if I want to upgrade this munter next to me"
You live and learn Sir. One day, maybe one day.