This is a more acceptable Jesus song



Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true
Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil
Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long

Ding dang a dong bong bing bong
Ticky ticky thought of a gun
Every time I try to do it all now, baby
Am I on the run?
Why why why why why, baby?
If it's so evil then?
Give me my time, with all my power
Give it to me all again (wow)
Ding a ding a dang a dong dong ding dong

Every where I go
Every time you tell me baby
When I settle down
Got to get me a trailer park
And hold my world around
Why why why why?
Ding ding dong dong dong ding dong
Dingy dingy son of a gun
Half my time I tell you, baby
Never am I all for sure

Why why why why why, baby?
Sicky sicky from within
Every time I stick my finger on in ya
You're a wild wild little town bitch
Now how 'bout ding a dang dong dong dong ling long
Dingy a dingy dong a down

Every time you tell me, baby
When I settle down
Got to get me a trailer park
And hold my world around
Why why why why?

In my dang a ding a ding a ding dong
A sticky sticky son of a gun
Ding a danga danga dong dong ding dong
Why why never know
Why why wack a dong a dang ding dongT
hen you take it on the bill
Ding dang dong don't dong
Whoa!
I want to love ya!

Why why why, why why, darling
Do you do you tell me to play?
Half the time I talk about it all now, baby
You know what I'm talkin' about, I saidWhy why why it'll
Ticky ticky ticky ticky

Son of a gun
Ding ding dong a bong bong bing bong

Ticky ticky thought of a gun

Bing bing bang a bang a bang bing bong bing a bing bang a bong

Binga bing a bang a bong bong bing bong bing banga bong

Bing bing bang a bong bong bing bing binga binga banga bongBing bing bang a bang bang bing bong

Why why why why?

Ding dang a dang bong bing bong

Ticky ticky thought of a gun
Every time I try to do it all now, baby
Am I on the run?
Why why why
It'll ticky ticky ticky ticky ticky ticky
Dawn of a gun

Bing bing bang a bong a bong bing bang a
Ticky ticky thought of a gunBing bip bip a bop bop boom bam

Ticky ticky through the day

If you got a doubt 'bout, baby

The memory is on the bed
Why why why why why?
Darlin', uh it don't know

When my time is on
Might tell me never do it on his own
If my time was all as is yours
Make me burn a wish
When my time with you is brutish
No, I'll never not ever

Why why why why why why baby heavy hell?
Alone and it's here it's this thunder
The thunder, oh thunder
Oh!

Jesus built my car

It's a love affair

Mainly Jesus and my hot rod

Yeah, fuck it!