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    Right bollocks.


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    Bin there?


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    Amazed to have another Friday roll around again.

    Bit like a backwards clock.

    Tok tik.

    Roll up the short sleeved shirt, and take a wander in the herb garden, purely for looksies.


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    It shall be done.

    Then sing it all again.


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    Ay up.

    Tow reet?


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    Off yer eds or off yer meds?

    Pap pluckers.


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    Two together here folks.

    Unrelated twins.




    No relation.




    Truth is son, it's a buyers market.

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    The filter.


    It don't working to damn well.

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    E type Jag


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    Fookin genius.

    Pop the film on in the background.


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    When the night has come
    And the land is dark
    And the moon is the only light we'll see
    No I won't be afraid
    Oh, I won't be afraid
    Just as long as you stand, stand by me

    So darling, darling
    Stand by me, oh stand by me
    Oh stand, stand by me
    Stand by me

    If the sky that we look upon
    Should tumble and fall
    Or the mountain should crumble to the sea
    I won't cry, I won't cry
    No, I won't shed a tear
    Just as long as you stand, stand by me

    And darling, darling
    Stand by me, oh stand by me
    Oh stand now,…

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    Certainly helps driving to Switzerland on the autoban overnight.

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    Can't beat a bit of Sam Cooke .

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Fookin genius.

    Pop the film on in the background.



    "What I love about this is how it starts off quite light-hearted and jovial but over the course of the song distorts into a mournful, almost twisted imitation of its former self; symbolising the bitterness and regret Withnail conceals beneath his delusions of grandeur."

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    Just found out the Yanks are voting (or not) for the puppet (ruler) of the (free) world next week.


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    Sanitized.

    A double header from the cultural quarter.

    Yaaaaaaaaaw!
    Dick Head was a pratt, he drove a Skoda with extra lamps on,
    Always dickin' prattin',
    Looked like a reuseable tampon.
    Tried to chat the birds up,
    He'd always end up bleedin',
    It's tough when you come from Bollington,
    It's all the interbreeding.
    Sunglasses in the evening,
    Umbrellas in his bitter.
    "Excuse me Mrs. Woman, do you take it up the shitter?"
    Guess what in the pint pot?
    Size ten in the dick,
    It's best to take those glasses off when your chatting up Stez Styx.
    Do you fancy going out on a bastard,
    An' buying us a couple of beers?
    She said, "I'd rather sit on me finger,
    Or go and have a cervical smear."
    Bloik.
    So Dick Head went to Soho,
    And he paid for a 69,
    "Gissus the beads up front love,
    You'd better not waste me time."
    The whore had had beans

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MKf_qUTw2k

    He squidges in the van,
    All twenty four stones,
    He gets three kebabs and he eats them on his own,
    Quick trouser cough Nevis touches cloth,
    Fuck fuck hide behind a truck, all the windows are steaming up.
    Gas gas quick lads,
    The air in here is turning brown,
    Gas gas quick lads,
    Get the fucking windows down,
    Gas gas quick lads,
    Nevis has gone and done a troof,
    Gas gas quick lads,
    I think the big fat twat has fallen through.
    Ben Nevis filled the van with odour of turd,
    Would have hung for less gas at Nurenburg,
    Four chicken curries, eight tandories,
    Boiled eggs, three kebabs fuck sake let him take command.
    Gas gas quick lads,
    Everyone's choked to death,
    Gas gas quick lads,
    Has us out with botty breath,
    Gas gas quick lads,
    Dig a trench, avoid the stench,
    Gas gas quick

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    Ay up fellow snot not haves.

    Great feeling being given the all clear from detectable disease.

    Apart from lock and roll.

    Eets 'ere again.

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