Right bollocks.
Right bollocks.
Bin there?
Amazed to have another Friday roll around again.
Bit like a backwards clock.
Tok tik.
Roll up the short sleeved shirt, and take a wander in the herb garden, purely for looksies.
It shall be done.
Then sing it all again.
Ay up.
Tow reet?
Off yer eds or off yer meds?
Pap pluckers.
Two together here folks.
Unrelated twins.
No relation.
Truth is son, it's a buyers market.
The filter.
It don't working to damn well.
E type Jag
Fookin genius.
Pop the film on in the background.
When the night has come
And the land is dark
And the moon is the only light we'll see
No I won't be afraid
Oh, I won't be afraid
Just as long as you stand, stand by me
So darling, darling
Stand by me, oh stand by me
Oh stand, stand by me
Stand by me
If the sky that we look upon
Should tumble and fall
Or the mountain should crumble to the sea
I won't cry, I won't cry
No, I won't shed a tear
Just as long as you stand, stand by me
And darling, darling
Stand by me, oh stand by me
Oh stand now,…
Certainly helps driving to Switzerland on the autoban overnight.
Can't beat a bit of Sam Cooke .
"What I love about this is how it starts off quite light-hearted and jovial but over the course of the song distorts into a mournful, almost twisted imitation of its former self; symbolising the bitterness and regret Withnail conceals beneath his delusions of grandeur."
Just found out the Yanks are voting (or not) for the puppet (ruler) of the (free) world next week.
Sanitized.
A double header from the cultural quarter.
Yaaaaaaaaaw!
Dick Head was a pratt, he drove a Skoda with extra lamps on,
Always dickin' prattin',
Looked like a reuseable tampon.
Tried to chat the birds up,
He'd always end up bleedin',
It's tough when you come from Bollington,
It's all the interbreeding.
Sunglasses in the evening,
Umbrellas in his bitter.
"Excuse me Mrs. Woman, do you take it up the shitter?"
Guess what in the pint pot?
Size ten in the dick,
It's best to take those glasses off when your chatting up Stez Styx.
Do you fancy going out on a bastard,
An' buying us a couple of beers?
She said, "I'd rather sit on me finger,
Or go and have a cervical smear."
Bloik.
So Dick Head went to Soho,
And he paid for a 69,
"Gissus the beads up front love,
You'd better not waste me time."
The whore had had beans…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MKf_qUTw2k
He squidges in the van,
All twenty four stones,
He gets three kebabs and he eats them on his own,
Quick trouser cough Nevis touches cloth,
Fuck fuck hide behind a truck, all the windows are steaming up.
Gas gas quick lads,
The air in here is turning brown,
Gas gas quick lads,
Get the fucking windows down,
Gas gas quick lads,
Nevis has gone and done a troof,
Gas gas quick lads,
I think the big fat twat has fallen through.
Ben Nevis filled the van with odour of turd,
Would have hung for less gas at Nurenburg,
Four chicken curries, eight tandories,
Boiled eggs, three kebabs fuck sake let him take command.
Gas gas quick lads,
Everyone's choked to death,
Gas gas quick lads,
Has us out with botty breath,
Gas gas quick lads,
Dig a trench, avoid the stench,
Gas gas quick…
Ay up fellow snot not haves.
Great feeling being given the all clear from detectable disease.
Apart from lock and roll.
Eets 'ere again.
Well I don't want no Jesus freak to tell me what it's all about
No black magician telling me to cast my soul out
Don't believe in violence, I don't even believe in peace
I've opened the door now my mind has been released
Well I don't want no preacher telling me about the god in the sky
No I don't want no one to tell me where I'm gonna go when I die
I wanna live my life with no people telling me what to do
I just believe in myself, 'cause no one else is true
Every day just comes and goes
Life is one big overdose
People try to rule the nation
I just see through their frustration
People hiding their real face
Keep on running their rat race
Behind each flower grows a weed
In their world of make-believe
So believe what I tell you, it's the only way you'll find in the end
Just believe in yourself, you know you really shouldn't have to pretend
don't let those empty people try to interfere with your mind
Just live your life and leave them all behind
Odd isn't it?
Isn't it?
That the lady had a wooden tit.
Wouldn't it be funny if the lady had a wooden tit?
I looked to the sky
Where an elephant's eye
Was looking at me
From a bubblegum tree
And all that I knew
The hole in my shoe
Was letting in water (letting in water)
I walked through a field
That just wasn't real
Where a hundred tin soldiers
Would shoot at my shoulder
And all that I knew
The hole in my shoe
Was letting in water (letting in water)
(I climbed on the back of a giant albatross
Which flew through a crack in the cloud
To a place where happiness reigned all…
disconnected
a bit
Got a free hour?
https://www.youtube.com/results?sear...+girl+speaking
At times like these
When enemies can number more than friends
A friend indeed is what I need
Not someone who pretends
I'm on my way
I cannot stay
Another day
You're such a pain
Must I explain my every meaning to you?
It's such a drag the way you nag at me
And make me feel blue
I'm on my way
I cannot stay
Another day
You're so pusillanimous, oh, yeah
Nature's calling, and I must go there
A glass of wine with Gertrude Stein
I know I'll never share
But I don't mind
That's just the kind of cross each man must bear
I'm on my way
I cannot stay
Another day
You're so pusillanimous, oh yeah
Nature's calling, and I must go there
Another day
I know they say that all the world's a stage
I'll play the fool, but as a rule
I'd rather act my age
I'm on my way
I cannot stay
Another day
I'm on my way
I cannot stay
Another day
I'm on my way
I cannot stay
Another day
Glad to report
that
all is well and good in la la land.
"For he's a jolly good fellow"
Freezer jolly good fellow,
And so say non of us.
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