Quote Originally Posted by colourful-era
Bag your own shopping so that they can do the till at the same time. (no it doesn't work, they just watch you bag up THEN do the till)
That is a good one. I have waited for a gas attendent who never showed up so I pumped my own and then was wondering around trying to pay. I would have left if I didnt find the idiot in about 10 more seconds.