Thread: Sex for Dummies

In hasty reply to dirty dog's posting of a place for you to download the 'Kamasutra' I now have something more useful for the membership of Teakdoor.

You struggled with the pictures and all the funny names for the outrageous postitions the Kamasutra suggests you and the missus have a crack at once the kids are off to bed so here we are....a sex manuaaal made for the TD members!

Sex for Dummies

A tiny 8 mb pdf for you to download.





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Before I click that thing, is 8 mb big or small??

It was described as 'tiny'

It won't take that long to download but it's over 800 pages c/w photos and piccys, not to mention how to masturbate your beloved!

I saw the tiny thing, but I also saw the 8mb thing.
8 mb sounds like a biggy to me.

What does c/w mean??

cnut wiping
cruel wanking
coffee white
completely wonderful
complete with..

whatever you want it to mean CMN!

I would like it to mean that one.

cnut wiping

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

Before I click that thing, is 8 mb big or small??

CMN you mademe laugh-out-fuckin'-loud man.
now there was a time when I wooldn't even try to download anything over 20k Those days are long gone. 8 megs aint tiny if your connection's seriously fucked but you'll be OK.

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

What does c/w mean??

"Coupled with"

I want to report this thread to a moderator.

Originally Posted by Milkman

I want to report this thread to a moderator.

OK - consider it done.

Originally Posted by Milkman

I want to report this thread to a moderator.

Why? Because there are no pictures in it?