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    What pissed you off today?

    Well what?was it the speakers waking you up in the new moo ban, or was it the missus coming out with some profound piece of Thai logic?Was it the bloke next door dogs, or was it your cat that decided to bring you it's fresh kill....

    Or was it a complete twat on an internet forum.

    Must have been something...

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    I've got a bit of a cold

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    I cannae say. I don't want to incriminate myself.

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    I got this pimple in my nose! You the kind that hurts but you can't get to it to pop it.

    That and I aint had a drink in about 10 days.
    And the weather here has been shit for swimming.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog View Post
    I cannae say. I don't want to incriminate myself.
    best we don't go there then....

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    I can speak functional Thai and my girlfriend can't and if we are doing something like purchasing a DVD player or whatever. They will address all questions to my Thai looking girlfriend which I then answer. They then pose another question directly to her. Out in the countryside long nose faces that speak Thai seem to disturb the locals mindset
    They champion falsehood, support the butcher against the victim, the oppressor against the innocent child. May God mete them the punishment they deserve

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    Quote Originally Posted by mad_dog
    I can speak functional Thai and my girlfriend can't
    Where's your chick from?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mad_dog
    I can speak functional Thai and my girlfriend can't
    Where's your chick from?
    She a Chinese teacher from Southern China.. I would post pics but some were quite rude last time around.

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    What pissed you off today?
    Yet another of the missus' relatives wanting to borrow money, at the crack of dawn waking me up and expecting to me to just hand it over because they were in a hurry.

    So I let them watch me make myself a cup of coffee and then let the missus tell them I ain't got enough money to lend out.

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    I had to eat noodles 3 times in a row. 5 dogs next door barking all the time. That guy with the loudspeaker again. And the neighbor is burning some stuff, smoke coming in through the windows. I'm not supposed to get pissed off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stroller View Post
    What pissed you off today?
    Yet another of the missus' relatives wanting to borrow money, at the crack of dawn waking me up and expecting to me to just hand it over because they were in a hurry.

    So I let them watch me make myself a cup of coffee and then let the missus tell them I ain't got enough money to lend out.
    I

    f they borrow money do they pay it back? I went out with a girl from a working class but fairly well off family. When I started out (for the 2nd time in Thailand) I was student skint and they regularly lent me 1000 notes and it was normal practice for them to borrow small amouts form me (which got paid back) The interchnage of money seems to act as a bonding factor in exteneded families.

    If they are asking to borrow 40,000 for a new and unnesseary Honda Wave which they will be unable to pay you back for tell the fackers to find another FARANG ATM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mad_dog
    She a Chinese teacher from Southern China.. I would post pics but some were quite rude last time around.
    Not a surprise though with all the riff-raff around here.

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    Internet connection is shite today, cannot work properly

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    Quote Originally Posted by mad_dog
    If they borrow money do they pay it back?
    No prob with relatives so far.
    But waking me up and expecting stuff from me is about the worst mood-spoiler for me.
    Also, it was the yabba-head nephew who has a bad reputation and I really couldn't afford to lose my cash here at the moment, end of my financial year before I'll go to Germany. Anyway, send him on his way with a 1000bt note to show my goodwill. Don't care if he blows that, in fact I hope he will, than I'll have a good excuse to ignore him in future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stroller View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mad_dog
    If they borrow money do they pay it back?
    No prob with relatives so far.
    But waking me up and expecting stuff from me is about the worst mood-spoiler for me.
    Also, it was the yabba-head nephew who has a bad reputation and I really couldn't afford to lose my cash here at the moment, end of my financial year before I'll go to Germany. Anyway, send him on his way with a 1000bt note to show my goodwill. Don't care if he blows that, in fact I hope he will, than I'll have a good excuse to ignore him in future.
    That's the thng in Thailand you don't want to get taken for a ride so you become overly key-niow. Thai gilrs are the best in many ways but even the nice and well off ones who earn more money than you are prone to lying. Since living in Thailand I have come to hate liars.

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    I developed a thick skin for lies over here.
    It's the heart and the motive which count.

    However, who really annoyed me was a neighbour, not a relative, who was whining into my ear until I lend him 20k and accepted the interest he offered, only to find out later that he borrowed it for someone else, who was paying him a higher interest rate.
    Of course, he won't get another baht out of me, ever.

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    Canadian businesses this week. Liars and cheats.
    Laptop back from repair, setting it up and...no D drive. WTF? Oh, you need recovery discs. Ya, well where are they?
    Optician for new glassses @ $320. Two days old and a piece falls off.
    Dentist: Partial root canal -- free! Wow. Then the a*hole doesn't even put in a temporary filling because he's working on a one-hour schedule for each patient. Huh?
    And the absolute travesty of business models, ethics and customer justice: They stopped stocking my favourite wine at the liquor store.

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    It's What? 7:00 in the fucking morning? I'm getting sick of watchin' the fuckin' sun come up over my goddam computer screen. Fuckin birds chirpin' goddam dogs barkin. Folks movin around, goddam kids playin' it would be a beautiful fuckin morning if it wasn't just a couple fuckin hours after my goddam bed-time. Fuck it I'm gonna drink the left over snagsom and try to go comatose for about 6 fuckin days...
    When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty -- T. Jefferson


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    I was driving around Sloane square and some fooking stupid cvnt driving a double decker deliberately tried to squash me into the pavement, i really wanted to drag him out and stamp on the cvnt, you can't lay afinger on these bus driving cvnts!
    Then the prick stuck his finger up and smiled,
    Oh man what do you do then?
    I will remember what that cvnt looks like for a while though,

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    missed me flight to thailand.

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    GOT FUCKING ROBBED AGAIN !!!

    in the middle of the afternoon, some cash gone (50 USD, 50 EUROS)

    I didn't hear them, I was upstair. Scared of nothing and taking more risks. Too many construction site around, with a lot of poor workers looking for extra cash.

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    Woke up and went to work..

    Damn that pisses me off..

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