| My mate was making baked beans on toast, doing the beans in the microwave. Everytime he turned round to watch snooker (White vs. Hendry if I remember rightly) after starting the beans we'd turn the power down to defrost on the microwave - just before the timer dinged we'd set it back to full power. After checking 6 times and 15 minues later he finally eat cold beans on toast - you had to be there, it sounds crap, but me mate was a cider alky twat and it was fookin hilarious.
We also stole a traffic light and wired it up in the front room, couldn't get it to change colours though, but we had to remove it after the police noticed it when we there was an attempted burglary.
Most dangerous and stupid thing we did was to let down the tyres of our mates car who we knew was going to drive home drunk - he didn't die though.
Me and my mate tried to send a beer car into space whilst on mushrooms |