Thread: McDonalds Vs faeces

^^ Huh? Wasn't that what I just said? Was that you or Kubrick speaking, Scampy?

Originally Posted by Blake7

Scampy - I'll give you 500 baht if you eat your own poo and 1000 baht if you eat mine.

There's a bird in Soi 7/1 that'll do that and for less.

i didn't realise there was a Macdonalds there.

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

CENTURY

Damn!!! Can't believe I missed that!!

This little hors d oeurve is available in London. (Ontario)

The Worlds biggest burger, in the Guinness Book of Records-



From Bobs burgers, Pattaya Thailand. Thats Bob in the photo- he's from Texas.

VINCENT

You'll dig it the most. But you know
what the funniest thing about Europe
is?

JULES

What?

VINCENT

It's the little differences. A lotta
the same shit we got here, they got
there, but there they're a little
different.

JULES
Examples?

VINCENT
Well, in Amsterdam, you can buy beer
in a movie theatre. And I don't mean
in a paper cup either. They give you
a glass of beer, like in a bar. In
Paris, you can buy beer at
MacDonald's. Also, you know what
they call a Quarter Pounder with
Cheese in Paris?

JULES
They don't call it a Quarter Pounder
with Cheese?

VINCENT
No, they got the metric system there,
they wouldn't know what the fuck a
Quarter Pounder is.

JULES
What'd they call it?
VINCENT

Royale with Cheese.

JULES
(repeating)
Royale with Cheese. What'd they call
a Big Mac?

VINCENT
Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call
it Le Big Mac.
JULES
Le Big Mac. What do they call a
Whopper?

VINCENT
I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger
King. But you know what they put on
french fries in Holland instead of
ketchup?

JULES
What?

VINCENT
Mayonnaise.

Originally Posted by November Rain

^^ Huh? Wasn't that what I just said? Was that you or Kubrick speaking, Scampy?

Huh? I'm confused...

I just said 'CENTURY'.

I dunno if the Mc donalds burgers really taste like sh*t?
Judge for yourself.
http://www.be-my-latrine.com/preview...treme-0290.jpg

If you have ever even been to Epcot center in Florida there is a Coca Cola venue there where you can taste what is considered "Coke" in numerous different countries that is tailored to the regions taste and you would be very surprised how much different "Coke" tastes in other regions..

Thanks for that. I always though coke tasted different here than in the UK, but was thinking that is was just my taste buds playing tricks because surely Coca cola wouldn't change their 'magic' recipie for different countries. Now I know they do.

Originally Posted by bkkmadness

If you have ever even been to Epcot center in Florida there is a Coca Cola venue there where you can taste what is considered "Coke" in numerous different countries that is tailored to the regions taste and you would be very surprised how much different "Coke" tastes in other regions..

Thanks for that. I always though coke tasted different here than in the UK, but was thinking that is was just my taste buds playing tricks because surely Coca cola wouldn't change their 'magic' recipie for different countries. Now I know they do.

My old business school prof was the chief consultant for Pepsi for Latin America. He told us many stories of espionage, trickery and deception between Coke and Pepsi around the world. Great stories, and he was supposed to be sworn to secrecy.

Originally Posted by bkkmadness

If you have ever even been to Epcot center in Florida there is a Coca Cola venue there where you can taste what is considered "Coke" in numerous different countries that is tailored to the regions taste and you would be very surprised how much different "Coke" tastes in other regions..

Thanks for that. I always though coke tasted different here than in the UK, but was thinking that is was just my taste buds playing tricks because surely Coca cola wouldn't change their 'magic' recipie for different countries. Now I know they do.

It's been a while so I can't remember exactly but there was one from somewhere over this way that was just putrid, it was not even palatable to me nor anyone else who was there tasting it and needless to say it was nothing even close to what I know as a Coke..

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Originally Posted by November Rain

^^ Huh? Wasn't that what I just said? Was that you or Kubrick speaking, Scampy?

Huh? I'm confused...

I just said 'CENTURY'.

Take a break, Scampy...

Originally Posted by chinthee

VINCENT

You'll dig it the most. But you know
what the funniest thing about Europe
is?

JULES

What?

VINCENT

It's the little differences. A lotta
the same shit we got here, they got
there, but there they're a little
different.

JULES
Examples?

VINCENT
Well, in Amsterdam, you can buy beer
in a movie theatre. And I don't mean
in a paper cup either. They give you
a glass of beer, like in a bar. In
Paris, you can buy beer at
MacDonald's. Also, you know what
they call a Quarter Pounder with
Cheese in Paris?

JULES
They don't call it a Quarter Pounder
with Cheese?

VINCENT
No, they got the metric system there,
they wouldn't know what the fuck a
Quarter Pounder is.

JULES
What'd they call it?
VINCENT

Royale with Cheese.

JULES
(repeating)
Royale with Cheese. What'd they call
a Big Mac?

VINCENT
Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call
it Le Big Mac.
JULES
Le Big Mac. What do they call a
Whopper?

VINCENT
I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger
King. But you know what they put on
french fries in Holland instead of
ketchup?

JULES
What?

VINCENT
Mayonnaise.

Fantastic film !

Burgers were a running theme in that movie.

^Which is why Scamp is lobbying the Motion Picture Association of America to have it banned in every health-conscious nation on the globe -- both of them.

^

Fantastic film !

Burgers were a running theme in that movie.

Methinks it would take the edge off this fine film a little if Samuel L Jackson was seen eating human poo instead of his Royale Burger.

Big Cahuna burgers don't really exist but are a Tarantino director's trademark and feature in all his movies. As are 'Red Apple' cigarettes.

Originally Posted by EmperorTud

Big Cahuna burgers don't really exist but are a Tarantino director's trademark and feature in all his movies. As are 'Red Apple' cigarettes.

He also personally has a straight edge razor that he's used in Resevoir Dogs as well as in Kill Bill. I think he's used that in more than those two.

I think it was Mr. White who used it to cut off a cop's ear and torture him; while in Kill Bill The Bride used it to cut herself free when buried alive.

^^ I had noticed that - nice touch.

Afraid it doesn't work for me. I'll stick to their regular menu.

1.2 million Australians go through McDonald's golden arches every day

THE reinvented fast-food chain McDonald's has bounced back from the Super Size Me controversy to serve a record number of Australians in the past year.
An average of 1.2million Australians a day walked through the golden arches in 2007.
The franchise, which has 762 restaurants across the nation, notched double-digit growth over the calendar year, a McDonald's Australia spokeswoman said.
But only 15percent of sales were its healthy eating options such as salads and fruit juices. The top seller was the cheeseburger
The fast-food giant has prevailed despite the negative publicity generated by Morgan Spurlock's 2004 documentary Super Size Me, which highlighted the filmmaker's 11-kilogram weight gain and associated health problems after he ate nothing but McDonald's for 30 days.

.... A report from the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development revealed last year that Australia had the fifth highest adult obesity rate behind the US, Mexico, Britain and Greece.

1.2 million Australians go through McDonald's golden arches every day - National

The population of Oz is somewhere around 30 million. I think that, per capita, Aussies must eat a helluva lot more at Maccas than merkins.

despite the negative publicity generated by Morgan Spurlock's 2004 documentary Super Size Me, which highlighted the filmmaker's 11-kilogram weight gain and associated health problems after he ate nothing but McDonald's for 30 days.

They do say any publicity is good publicity.

Originally Posted by sabang

The population of Oz is somewhere around 30 million.

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