This is from the FHM UK guide to the internet:
'Without stopping to think about it, the fast food giant has built a public forum site to answer nutritionally dopey questions at
Burgers - What's in the food? - McDonald's UK. The result? Thousands of folk like us posting things like: "I read in the paper that some burger contains poo, Is this really true? If so, what proprtion of burgers contain poo?" Which theyre duty-bound to answer.'
Go nuts