Thread: Funny! shocking! no pretty Sad!

This afternoon whilst walking up the Sukumvit road I was amused,shocked but then quite sad to see a sight I thought could not exist.
I had popped out to get a much needed hair cut with the wife and kids in toe.

Under one of the footbridges was laying one of the most dirty scruffy cnuts I have ever laid eyes on.

To top it all his trousers (Rags) were right down exposing his filthy buttocks with a rotten wound on one.

I admit I did smile but was thinking you poor down on your luck cnut.

As I stood there rubber necking waiting for the gang to catch up he stirrded,turning over It became obvious this cnut was a Falang!

With the wife now stepping on my heels I remarked,Fuck me a Falang Tramp! nether seen one of them here.

What,s that all about!

Do the Thais not kick you straight out when your skint? let alone laying over the payment in their great city Bangkok.

That was probably a fine upstanding TD member you met.

Should have taken a picture.

^ yep

just another drug addict loser

Originally Posted by Gravesend Dave

Do the Thais not kick you straight out when your skint?

If you haven't got a passport where are they going to send you

Sorry.
I'll have to get a new pair of trousers from somewhere.

Originally Posted by DrAndy

^ yep

just another drug addict loser

Speak for yourself.

Pretty sad, whatever the reason, for anyone to end up in that state.
Probably a psychological issue.

Don't get out much Dave, do ya?

There are more down-and-out Farang types [to one degree or another] throughout the golden land than you can shake a stick at.

Originally Posted by Thetyim

Originally Posted by Gravesend Dave

Do the Thais not kick you straight out when your skint?

If you haven't got a passport where are they going to send you

The Immigration Detention Center, which is a nightmarish place.

Sounds like the German guy he was sleeping up soi 7/1 when a bar closed down quite a while back,if its the same guy can be sleeping on a bench along sukhumvit road between soi 18/22 been seeping there for a few years.

Originally Posted by Rural Surin

Don't get out much Dave, do ya?

There are more down-and-out Farang types [to one degree or another] throughout the golden land than you can shake a stick at.

First one Iv have seen,others may have noticed the ones you mention though!

Its Thailand Surin,the only thing that looks Golden are the many Buddha Statues.

Under the stairs at Nana BTS?

I've seen him a couple of times, Sunsetter may have a picture of him...

Originally Posted by Gravesend Dave

It became obvious this cnut was a Falang!

Nothing new. Falangs go belly up here from time to time. First one I saw was 25 years ago, an old American begging , complete with cup , on the steps of a footbridge on Rama 4 road.

Embarrasing for both of us since I knew him . Only a fortnight before a friend and I had lent him 1500 baht for some dental work , the only thing between him and a job as a Tefler ( so he reckoned ).

He got his teeth fixed o.k and I even offered him a job ( being in a position to do so at the time ). He declined because he wouldn't consider working for 150 baht an hour ( good money 25 years back )

Some people are born losers wherever they end up. No surprise then that whereas before the locals tended to respect foreigners ( whether they deserved it or not ) they now often look down their noses at them ( whether they deserve it or not).

Progress they call it.

Originally Posted by klong toey

Sounds like the German guy he was sleeping up soi 7/1 when a bar closed down quite a while back,if its the same guy can be sleeping on a bench along sukhumvit road between soi 18/22 been seeping there for a few years.

Waiting for the bar to reopen no doubt.
Must be a good bar.

Originally Posted by Bangyai

Originally Posted by Gravesend Dave

It became obvious this cnut was a Falang!

Nothing new. Falangs go belly up here from time to time. First one I saw was 25 years ago, an old American begging , complete with cup , on the steps of a footbridge on Rama 4 road.

Embarrasing for both of us since I knew him . Only a fortnight before a friend and I had lent him 1500 baht for some dental work , the only thing between him and a job as a Tefler ( so he reckoned ).

He got his teeth fixed o.k and I even offered him a job ( being in a position to do so at the time ). He declined because he wouldn't consider working for 150 baht an hour ( good money 25 years back )

Some people are born losers wherever they end up. No surprise then that whereas before the locals tended to respect foreigners ( whether they deserved it or not ) they now often look down their noses at them ( whether they deserve it or not).

Progress they call it.

Sure it must go tits up for some spunking all their money!

I was sort of under the impression a Falang could not be a bum here,why are they not deported.

Sounds like the feller you knew should of took the job offer

Do you need good teeth to be a tefler

Originally Posted by jizzybloke

Under the stairs at Nana BTS?

I've seen him a couple of times, Sunsetter may have a picture of him...

Same bloke for sure thats exactly where the poor Bastard was laying!

Originally Posted by Gravesend Dave

Do you need good teeth to be a tefler

Dunno about that , but I think you have to be a good spella

Originally Posted by the dogcatcher

Originally Posted by klong toey

Sounds like the German guy he was sleeping up soi 7/1 when a bar closed down quite a while back,if its the same guy can be sleeping on a bench along sukhumvit road between soi 18/22 been seeping there for a few years.

Waiting for the bar to reopen no doubt.
Must be a good bar.

Its reopened as the Magic Table not seen him up 7/1 for a while now.

Don't suppose you bothered to ask him, let alone help the guy......

Originally Posted by Koojo

I remember about 12 years ago in KSR seeing an old hippie.
I'm talking woodstock acid alternative lifestyle genuine actual hippie, the full works, sandals, long hair, beads.
Never grew out of it, maybe came to thailand as a stoned young hippie, lost his passport and never left or something.
I still wonder what that guys story was.

Its funny that you mention hippies

Saw a feller the other day shaved head( To show of his inked swede )hippy sort of cloths carrying a drum bare foot!

That man has got to be a cnut,barefoot in Bangkok even the fucking monks wear flip flops!

Back on topic I think the feller I saw might just be an over stayer whos hit rock bottom.

Originally Posted by Gravesend Dave

Saw a feller the other day shaved head( To show of his inked swede )hippy sort of cloths carrying a drum bare foot!

That man has got to be a cnut,barefoot in Bangkok even the fucking monks wear flip flops!

Not a cnut, just a moron.
Saw one at the border in Shenzhen Cine, laving for Hong Kong once, barefoot. Completely fucking stupid these idiots, all sorts of diseases in cina and hoicking loogies is the national sport.
It was 5 years before I could even bring myself to wear sandals in China, let alone go barefoot.
What the Chinese thought I can't imagine.
What are these hippy idiots thinking? No footwear is cool man?

Say what you want but i'd rather be a homeless bum in a tropical climate than freezing europe any day

I wouldn't be bumming around the cities tho, i'd go into the wilds like Rambo did in his first movie and hunt deer and cows for food. And make myself a makeshift shelter out of sticks and leaves etc.


Then i'd make my way to one of the uninhabited Islands and start living off fish and coconuts

^ Would you take a Man Friday along ?


the guy in the op was pictured on stickmans site a few weeks back