Chemical in sperm 'may slow ageing process'

**ItsRobsLife** · 30-10-2009, 03:43 AM

Researchers in Austria say that human sperm might be the next weapon in the fight against ageing.

A new study by scientists at Graz University found that spermidine, a compound that is found in sperm, slows ageing processes and increases longevity in yeast, flies, worms and mice, as well as human blood cells, by protecting cells from damage.

Cell ageing happens when a natural process called autophagy – a sort of cellular cannibalism whereby damaged cells or parts of cells are recycled – goes wrong.
Spermidine concentration has been shown to decline with age.

Adding spermidine suppressed various processes associated with ageing, as well as reducing free radicals and increasing lifespan. Treated fruit flies lived 30 per cent longer than untreated ones, while worms lived 15 per cent longer.

While one researcher, Tobias Eisenberg, has been quoted as saying that this is the "holy grail of age research", and a British newspaper has prophesied the coming of a “wonder pill that could extend lifespan by up to 25 years”, the truth is that human trials, let alone treatment, are a very long way off.

In an article titled “Key to a long life found (again)”, the patient information website NHS Choices points out that while this is an exciting area for future research, it will take many more years of study including lab tests and further animal trials before it can be safely tested on humans.

The article also points out that this is at least the second elixir of eternal youth that has been 'discovered' in the last few months.

Chemical in sperm 'may slow ageing process' - Telegraph

**the dogcatcher** · 30-10-2009, 04:33 AM

That's why GF looks so young, swallows gallons of the stuff.

**the dogcatcher** · 30-10-2009, 09:33 AM

Human trials are a long way off eh? No, they've been trialing it for years on Soi 6.

**Bangyai** · 30-10-2009, 10:53 AM

So in theory, giving someone a bukkake is doing them a favour. Maybe I should start charging ?

**the dogcatcher** · 30-10-2009, 11:58 AM

Perhaps you could franchise it. Bukkakes R us. Bukkake you like. BIG B.

**StrontiumDog** · 30-10-2009, 12:03 PM

I think you've nailed it. We should open a Bangkok beauty salon promising anti-aging products. The customers would have to work damn hard to get the goods and they'd have to pay! Gotta be the best business idea in the world.

Who's in?

**Stinky** · 30-10-2009, 12:11 PM

I don't think I could stand there knocking one out over wrinklies all day, I supose I could always pay a Thia girl to rim me at the same time,,,, that might work.

**Gipsy** · 30-10-2009, 12:44 PM

Here's a logo for you wank.... uh ... donors! All you need more is a name for that 'salon'.

**StrontiumDog** · 30-10-2009, 01:03 PM

"Beautiful head"

Sdigit, you can do the wrinklies (I'm sure we can hire someone to do the rimming, of course we'll have to pay them a lot) ...I'l do the vain Uni students, done deal.

**the dogcatcher** · 30-10-2009, 01:05 PM

"piggy in the middle"
Get Thai girls to harvest the raw material, then video lessy kissing action and sell film on internet. Double wammy.

How about put the stuff in sachets, could have vending machines all over.

**Butterfly** · 30-10-2009, 01:11 PM

actually, this is not new

In Ancient Rome, the famous wife of an emperor would take bath of sperms to preserve her youth

she had hundreds of slaves taking turns and wanking around her in her bathtub,

**Gipsy** · 30-10-2009, 01:12 PM

**the dogcatcher** · 30-10-2009, 03:32 PM

Originally Posted by Butterfly

actually, this is not new

In Ancient Rome, the famous wife of an emperor would take bath of sperms to preserve her youth

she had hundreds of slaves taking turns and wanking around her in her bathtub,

Was she the one that challenged the dirtiest whole in Rome to a fucking competition and won by 24 hours?

**kmart** · 30-10-2009, 03:56 PM

You're all sooo behind the curve on this. My own Kmart Sperm Spa & Facial Clinic has been blasting out the good news to the worry-lines of ladies of all ages for over 4 years now.

**Bangyai** · 30-10-2009, 03:59 PM

Originally Posted by Gipsy

Here's a logo for you wank.... uh ... donors! All you need more is a name for that 'salon'.

Great Logo ! Lots of good names already but here's my humble contibution anyway :

' SPOOFERS SPA '

We can keep an elephant ( white naturaly ) out the back for when we're tired and charge extra for it.

**Stinky** · 30-10-2009, 04:46 PM

Originally Posted by Gipsy

Here's a logo for you wank.... uh ... donors! All you need more is a name for that 'salon'.

Nice logo, it would work well, try selling it to the Japanese

**Stinky** · 30-10-2009, 04:54 PM

Originally Posted by StrontiumDog

"Beautiful head"

Sdigit, you can do the wrinklies (I'm sure we can hire someone to do the rimming, of course we'll have to pay them a lot) ...I'l do the vain Uni students, done deal.

I thought Women dont think about anti-aging till they were wrinkley, damn.

Ok I'll go for it but I might need two Thai rimmers and one at the front for
super wrinkly emergencies.

**BobR** · 30-10-2009, 04:58 PM

Originally Posted by StrontiumDog

I think you've nailed it. We should open a Bangkok beauty salon promising anti-aging products. The customers would have to work damn hard to get the goods and they'd have to pay! Gotta be the best business idea in the world.

Who's in?

I had a vasectomy 22 years ago; think anyone will find out????

**Rural Surin** · 30-10-2009, 05:52 PM

Originally Posted by kmart

You're all sooo behind the curve on this. My own Kmart Sperm Spa & Facial Clinic has been blasting out the good news to the worry-lines of ladies of all ages for over 4 years now.

Kmart. The Martha Stewart Collection...??

**Bangyai** · 30-10-2009, 06:34 PM

Originally Posted by BobR

Originally Posted by StrontiumDog

I think you've nailed it. We should open a Bangkok beauty salon promising anti-aging products. The customers would have to work damn hard to get the goods and they'd have to pay! Gotta be the best business idea in the world.

Who's in?

I had a vasectomy 22 years ago; think anyone will find out????

No worries. You can work the elephant. Hell of a job but someones gotta do it.

**larvidchr** · 30-10-2009, 06:44 PM

Why should it take many years of trials before it would be known if it is "safe" ????
Its naturally found in the body of half the world's population, and regular injected into the other half in various ways ????

Sometimes I think those scientists are just a bit to overcautious, or is it that the trials they have in mind are to enjoyable

**StrontiumDog** · 30-10-2009, 07:49 PM

Originally Posted by kmart

You're all sooo behind the curve on this. My own Kmart Sperm Spa & Facial Clinic has been blasting out the good news to the worry-lines of ladies of all ages for over 4 years now.

So you've been having sex for four years?

**ItsRobsLife** · 31-10-2009, 05:09 AM

If you have an old granny that you care about, help to keep her around a little bit longer by jacking off over her every day.

**satapadak** · 06-11-2009, 08:53 PM

This is all great but. . .
If it was proved to to whiten skin we'd really be in business.

**StrontiumDog** · 07-11-2009, 12:47 AM

It has been known to leave a white residue......

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