Terrorists Could Use Explosives in Breast Implants to Crash Planes, Experts Warn

**Jesus Jones** · 25-03-2010, 06:52 PM

Female homicide bombers are being fitted with exploding breast implants which are almost impossible to detect, British spies have reportedly discovered.
The shocking new Al Qaeda tactic involves radical doctors inserting the explosives in women's breasts during plastic surgery — making them "virtually impossible to detect by the usual airport scanning machines."
It is believed the doctors have been trained at some of Britain's leading teaching hospitals before returning to their own countries to perform the surgical procedures.
MI5 has also discovered that extremists are inserting the explosives into the buttocks of some male bombers.
"Women suicide bombers recruited by Al Qaeda are known to have had the explosives inserted in their breasts under techniques similar to breast enhancing surgery," Terrorist expert Joseph Farah claims.

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**Loy Toy** · 25-03-2010, 06:58 PM

Shit I'm not getting on any plane with this TeakdOor member. He could sink the QE2.

**Davis Knowlton** · 25-03-2010, 07:23 PM

PETN is a plastic explosive. It requires a detonator to be inserted into the charge in order to set it off. Detonators, even if they could be implanted, would show up on airport scanners. The chemical composition of PETN, C4, or any other plastic explosive would almost certainly cause a rapid deterioration of the container into which it was inserted, causing leakage and probable death to the carrier.

**superman** · 25-03-2010, 08:33 PM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Shit I'm not getting on any plane with this TeakdOor member. He could sink the QE2.

They're better than my missus. Her chest is more hairier than that though.

**the dogcatcher** · 25-03-2010, 08:12 PM

It's going "tits up"!

Thaiguy · 26-03-2010, 07:15 AM

Originally Posted by the dogcatcher

It's going "tits up"!

Damn you beat me to it !

FarangRed · 25-03-2010, 08:21 PM

is that big tit's?

**SiLeakHunt** · 25-03-2010, 08:32 PM

I'd offer my services and volunteer to manually check all suspect females.

Cheers

**Looper** · 25-03-2010, 08:38 PM

This sounds like bollocks. If it is a fluid that can be surgically implanted it could much more easily be pushed up the woman's fanny or backside in a plastic package or pumped up using one of those giant syringes from the japanese porn movies. No need for surgery.

I call bollocks on this story.

**Camel Toe** · 26-03-2010, 03:09 AM

Originally Posted by Looper

This sounds like bollocks. If it is a fluid that can be surgically implanted it could much more easily be pushed up the woman's fanny or backside in a plastic package or pumped up using one of those giant syringes from the japanese porn movies. No need for surgery.

I call bollocks on this story.

Exactly. More scare the public and minimize their freedom tactics. Bush and Toni were far from the first to employ this. Goes back to Roman times and even further.

**Jesus Jones** · 26-03-2010, 12:49 PM

Originally Posted by Camel Toe

Originally Posted by Looper

This sounds like bollocks. If it is a fluid that can be surgically implanted it could much more easily be pushed up the woman's fanny or backside in a plastic package or pumped up using one of those giant syringes from the japanese porn movies. No need for surgery.

I call bollocks on this story.

Exactly. More scare the public and minimize their freedom tactics. Bush and Toni were far from the first to employ this. Goes back to Roman times and even further.

Exactly, but the dumb fook Joe public are going to accept any new law or restriction of freedoms for this.

**superman** · 25-03-2010, 08:53 PM

Originally Posted by Looper

I call bollocks on this story.

I'll go along with that.

**Deris** · 25-03-2010, 08:53 PM

I'm sure where there is a will there is a way. It does seem a little high tech but plausable. Lets hope it is not something that is feasable though.

**jandajoy** · 25-03-2010, 08:56 PM

Crikey, my unfeasibly large testicles may be subject to inspection.

**Smug Farang Bore** · 25-03-2010, 08:56 PM

...yeh bollox at the mo but its given the buggers something work on.

**dirtydog** · 25-03-2010, 09:00 PM

Originally Posted by Mr Floppy

They're better than my missus. Her chest is more hairier than that though.

That may explain your little problem.

**superman** · 25-03-2010, 09:06 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Originally Posted by Mr Floppy

They're better than my missus. Her chest is more hairier than that though.

That may explain your little problem.

Keep going DD . The fuse hasn't been activated yet.

**Loy Toy** · 25-03-2010, 09:01 PM

Originally Posted by Smug Farang Bore

...yeh bollox at the mo but its given the buggers something work on.

Started work early today have we mate? Never mind I'll ask you what this post means tomorrow night.

**Minty4Thai** · 25-03-2010, 09:13 PM

I don't get the whole 40 Virgins thing when they die, They can easily emigrate to Britain and have there hand pick of 40 sl*uts from Glasgow.

FarangRed · 26-03-2010, 03:02 AM

Originally Posted by Minty4Thai

I don't get the whole 40 Virgins thing when they die, They can easily emigrate to Britain and have there hand pick of 40 sl*uts from Glasgow.

They wont find 40 virgins in Glasgow now will they?

**Beadle** · 25-03-2010, 09:18 PM

Originally Posted by Minty4Thai

have there hand pick of 40 sl*uts from Glasgow.

Glaswegian women are below even their standards.

**Deris** · 25-03-2010, 09:26 PM

Allah & the 40 Virgins

I came across this online, thought it might help with that 40 virgins thing.

**nikster** · 26-03-2010, 10:43 AM

Originally Posted by Deris

Allah & the 40 Virgins

I came across this online, thought it might help with that 40 virgins thing.

So according to this, it's all a bit of a translation error, and it didn't read "virgins" but rather "white raisins"... WHOOOOPS!!!!

I don't know about the breast implants but I do know that I could personally come up with about 50 different ways of smuggling explosives and / or knives on board and that's without thinking too hard about it, so it's only a matter of time until someone does it. The security theater in place at the Airports is mainly for making passengers feel safe rather than actually improving security.

**Bangyai** · 26-03-2010, 12:06 PM

[quote=Deris;1368507] Allah & the 40 Virgins

I liked the cartoon. Says it all

As for exploding breasts ...well, out of my hands so no point worrying about potential spilt milk.

**jandajoy** · 25-03-2010, 09:32 PM

Originally Posted by Beadle

Glaswegian women are below even their standards.

Have you been to Glasgie lately Tudds.

It's brushed up quite nicely.

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