Thread: Man Had Fir Tree Growing In His Lung

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Why would he be eating raw peas? And wouldn't it need to be dried before being able to grow?

Surely he wood chew them before swallowing, making them inert ?

In the words of John Lennon, "give peas a chance".

'Peas release me, let me go!'

The second story may be plausible. That is if a fresh green pea can germinate.

As a kid I loved to eat young green peas uncooked out of the pod directly from the plant in my grandfathers garden. They are delicious. It is said the man accidentially breathed in the pea. My grandfater used the peas for seeds the next year. But he used the later stage of fully developed then dried peas. So it depends on if the young green peas can germinate.

The first story is totally ridiculous. A fully developed twig growing inside the lung without light? I will never believe that.

I wish I had a tree growing in my dick.

Permanent woody>

Originally Posted by legion

You just wooden believe it wood you bet he pine'd for a fir result on the biopsy.

Jesus mate, how many puns can you get in a sentance

Sounds like mankind's only chance of long-term survival might be to interbreed with plant-life and vegetables? One thing that Thailand may actually be a 'hub' of..

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Why would he be eating raw peas? And wouldn't it need to be dried before being able to grow?

Hmm..raw peas are nice, actually. Sweet and crunchy!

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