Aussie drug courier in hospital.

[Katana]

Hash-filled condoms burst inside Australian

April 12, 2008




An Australian man was in critical condition in a hospital in southern Thailand after allegedly swallowing condoms packed with hashish that burst inside his stomach, police said.

continued ... Hash-filled condoms burst inside Australian - World - smh.com.au

Mark

[Reaper]

Next time use Durex!

[mrsquirrel]

Ill?

Just be feeling sick as fuck, really fucking sick like but just sick.

Might be tripping out a bit as well.

[unkleblacky]

apparently he had 800g of hash inside him according to the beeb, that wud have been one helluva doobie.

maybe he should spontaneously combust and be the worlds biggest reefer

[stroller]

He complained about having had the "stomach pain" for 5 days!
WTF?

What an idiotic thing to do, condoms are latex products and don't withstand the acids in the stomach, good luck only 3 burst.

[momo8]

Thai police arrest Aussie party pooper


Sunday Apr 13 12:56 AEST
Thai police have arrested a 51-year-old Australian after he was hospitalised for a severe stomach-ache caused by 65 condoms packed with hash lodged in his lower intestine.
Surat Thani hospital authorities alerted police to the unusual nature of John Paul Jones' ailment on Friday after an X-ray revealed suspicious "sausage-like" objects jammed in his stomach, the Bangkok Post said.
"Before the operation, Mr Jones looked nervous and asked whether police would be notified," said Surat Thani Hospital doctor Worapob Sutiwatanaruput.
An operation revealed that the objects were condoms packed with 800 grams of hashish, three of which had burst.

Provincial authorities speculated that Jones had swallowed the goods to get them past port inspectors at the pier to Phangan Island, notorious for its "full moon" parties, drug-fuelled all-night revels that attract hundreds of foreign tourists each month.
Phangan Island, about 400km south of Bangkok, is part of Surat Thani province.
After five days, Jones had apparently failed to pass the valuable cargo, worth an estimated one million baht ($A34,000 dollars) on the local market, leading to his hospitalisation and arrest.
Police said Jones, who was still listed in critical condition over the weekend, faces drug trafficking charges.


©AAP 2008

Amazing what people will do for a good time,he was lucky.any news fron the local papers in Thailand?

[Reaper]

Well weed has a lot of fibre in it so at least he will not be constipated for while.

[mrsquirrel]

Since when has 800g of hash been worth nearly 15,000 pounds?

A kilo of soap bar used to be 800 quid or less. A kilo of Paki black a grand. A kilo of grade A around 2,000-3,000 quid depending on it's origins and quality.

So when the fuck did 800 grams become worth 15,000 pounds?

[Norton]

John Paul Jones

First, this name sounds suspicious for an Aussie. Second, I think he may be a finalist for the Darwin Award. Maybe that's how they got him confused with an Aussie.

[Northern Scum]

Sounds like a false name to me.

[EmperorTud]

^^ Maybe he was named after a Pope?

Fenian bastard.

[pickel]

Led Zeppelin?

[kingwilly]

John Jones, sounds Welsh to me!