Thread: Kiwi recants tale of being ass-raped by wombat

Kiwi recants tale of being ass-raped by wombat
March 27, 2008

WELLINGTON (AFP) - A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he had been raped by a wombat and the experience had caused him to start speaking "Australian".

Arthur Cradock, a 48-year-old orchard worker from Motueka on South Island, rang police on February 11 to say he was being raped by the slow moving Australian marsupial at his home, The Nelson Mail reported.

He rang back soon afterwards to say he was withdrawing his complaint against the wombat, a court was told Wednesday.

"Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right you know," he told police in the second call.

Cradock pleaded guilty to using a phone for a fictitious purpose and was sentenced to 75 hours community work.

Prosecutors said alcohol played a large part in Cradock's life, although his defence lawyer said he was not drunk on the afternoon of the phone calls.

NZealand court sentences man after wombat rape claim - Yahoo! News

Don't know what would be worse, being raped by a wombat or speaking Australian.

^

Classic.


A bit unusual though as if he was raped by a sheep everything would of been normal,
One day he rapes the sheep next day the sheep rapes him.

Originally Posted by terry57

One day he rapes the sheep next day the sheep rapes him.

The hunter becomes the hunted

Typical Wombat- eats, roots shoots and leaves.

sounds more like a thing an Aussie would do than a kiwi.
Most of the fuckers ain't really civilized anyway and pulling shit like that just sounds more Aussie. Funny bastards tho..

erm, lets look again at this case, few drinks and he makes a prank phone call, which has gotta be quite clearly a prank call to start with....

fuckers hit him with 75 hours community service!?

FFS - appropriate punishment? I dont think so!

Originally Posted by Texpat

Don't know what would be worse, being raped by a wombat or speaking Australian.

Speaking Australian of course.

Damn Kiwi's don't think it's good enough to just shag the sheep, they got to sexually molest the wombats too?

Originally Posted by kingwilly

erm, lets look again at this case, few drinks and he makes a prank phone call, which has gotta be quite clearly a prank call to start with....

fuckers hit him with 75 hours community service!?

FFS - appropriate punishment? I dont think so!

The bigger concern should be, would the community benefit from his service?

This has to be bullshit, no self respecting Wombat would fok a Kiwi