Yank Has Sex With Table

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American caught having sex with picnic table


By Ben Hazell
Last Updated: 1:13am GMT 29/03/2008


An American man is facing public indecency charges after allegedly being filmed having sex with a picnic table. Police say that Art Price Jr was seen copulating with furniture on four separate mornings, most recently on March 14 when a neighbour recorded it as evidence.

Mr Price was seen copulating with furniture on four separate morningsThe alleged incident took place near a school in broad daylight in the town of Bellevue in Ohio.
The neighbour, who remains anonymous, said he saw Mr Price in his garden turning over a round metal tale before performing a sex act upon it.
Local Police Captain Matt Johnson said: "He was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table."
Mr Price, 40, will now face up to four charges of public indecency.

Brice Jacobs, another neighbour, told local reporters he was disgusted that Mr Price was not jailed immediately.

"He could do that again," the website of local television station WTOL11 quoted him as saying. "Nude that close to a school. It should be zero tolerance"
Mr Price is understood to be married with three school aged children.
Local police said they had never encountered a similar case. "Once you think you've seen it all, something else comes around," Cpt Johnson said.
The alleged picnic sex incident is the latest in a series of bizarre sex stories, with people getting caught in the act with inanimate objects.

American caught having sex with picnic table - Telegraph

[PlanK]

Mr Price was seen copulating with furniture on four separate mornings

EN told me he had an occasional table. Didn't know that was what he meant!

[obsidian]

catchy title, bob.

[britmaveric]

Sexy Table???

[obsidian]

he looks like a knot hole and 4 leg man.

[micksterbs]

I'm a chairman, myself...

[Texpat]

Butterfly's got dibs on the ottoman.
Rawlins gets the curio.

I'll take the China cabinet as long as it's not too tall and darkwood.

[micksterbs]

What about the backdoor?

[Texpat]

Marmite.

But I think he might have requested the twin futon.

[Marmite the Dog]

But I think he might have requested the twin futon.

Noony's got them.

Backdoor's fine with me.

[Wally Dorian Raffles]

reminds me of this story.. BBC NEWS | UK | Scotland | Glasgow, Lanarkshire and West | Bike sex man placed on probation

[blackgang]

I don't know,, that bicycle looks kinda skinny to me, sure don't turn me on..

[chinthee]

I prefer live hamsters wrapped in duct tape to keep them from exploding.

[Propagator]

^ You is going have Gerbil gunning for you now, his relations I think