What a tosser

**Gerbil** · 24-02-2008, 12:34 AM

(Somehow, I think the Red Bull would be the least of his problems!

)

TROUBLED soccer legend Paul Gascoigne said he spent £16,000 trying to cure his addiction to RED BULL.
Gazza — who has been sectioned under the Mental Health Act — was downing 50 cans of the energy drink every DAY.

Hooked ... Gazza felt Red
Bull was taking over his life

So he checked into a £4,000-a-week rehab clinic in America for a month.
The ex-England ace confessed to the bizarre addiction during late-night chats with a hotel worker at the Marriott in Gateshead.
He was there until the end of last month, when he was kicked out because staff were concerned at the amount he was drinking.
A source at the Marriott said: “He was in a terrible state. He was drinking every day and would order pints of Stella, Magners cider and double brandies on room service. It got to point where the hotel decided they wanted him out.”

Paul Gascoigne | Troubled football star | £16k on Red Bull addiction | The Sun |HomePage|News

**English Noodles** · 24-02-2008, 01:09 AM

He's not a tosser, have you ever met the man?

He's a great guy who has some problems, i hope you don't have any in your life.

Noodles.

**Gerbil** · 24-02-2008, 01:18 AM

Originally Posted by English Noodles

He's not a tosser, have you ever met the man?

He's a great guy who has some problems, i hope you don't have any in your life.

Noodles.

His problems are of his own making. He is a tosser.

**DJ Pat** · 25-02-2008, 02:50 PM

Originally Posted by English Noodles

He's not a tosser, have you ever met the man?

He's a great guy who has some problems, i hope you don't have any in your life.

Noodles.

He's a diamond geezer as they say, a really nice guy, which has probably been his own downfall.

I got pissed with Gazza and Five Bellies in 1993 at the BBC when I was meant to be the DJ for the Sports Review party. I preffered to get pissed with my hero (my hamster at school was named Gascoigne) and needless to say I didn't get paid. Got some great pictures mind you.

Was well worth it.

Originally Posted by What Gazza did

Putting cat shite in a pie and making your best mate eat it is top comedy

If you don't find that amusing you gotta be devoid of a sense of humour.

Wasted talent.

**Begbie** · 24-02-2008, 01:15 AM

A wasted talent I'm afraid and an example to us all of the evils of addiction.

**English Noodles** · 24-02-2008, 01:46 AM

Originally Posted by Begbie

A wasted talent I'm afraid and an example to us all of the evils of addiction.

You got that bang on.

**Texpat** · 24-02-2008, 01:18 AM

^^A perfectly normal, athletic, gifted, brilliant British fuckup with a 50-can Red Bull/day habit.

Yeah. These fuckers got us in spades.

Humpfh.

**English Noodles** · 24-02-2008, 01:55 AM

Originally Posted by Texpat

^^A perfectly normal, athletic, gifted, brilliant British fuckup with a 50-can Red Bull/day habit.

Yeah. These fuckers got us in spades.

Humpfh.

I think you guys beat us as far as fucked up sports stars go.

**daveboy** · 24-02-2008, 01:22 AM

What happened to his best mate Jimmy 5 bellies

**English Noodles** · 24-02-2008, 01:45 AM

Originally Posted by daveboy

What happened to his best mate Jimmy 5 bellies

He made himself scarce when he was outed as being the leech that he was.

**Hootad Binky** · 24-02-2008, 01:45 AM

He's an alcoholic: dime a dozen.

**English Noodles** · 24-02-2008, 01:50 AM

Originally Posted by Gerbil

His problems are of his own making.

Not all of them but many, i would agree, he has made some bad decisions and followed some even worse advice from people who had no interest in his well being only themselves.

Originally Posted by Gerbil

He is a tosser.

Again, he's not a tosser, he is a very nice and extremely generous guy who needs some help, i for one hope he gets it.

**dirtydog** · 24-02-2008, 02:29 AM

Originally Posted by English Noodles

He made himself scarce when he was outed as being the leech that he was.

Is your name Phil?

**dobella** · 24-02-2008, 05:33 AM

Originally Posted by daveboy

What happened to his best mate Jimmy 5 bellies

i thought he died a few years back with a similar problem ?
funded by gazza.

**obsidian** · 24-02-2008, 08:17 AM

Originally Posted by Gerbil

(Somehow, I think the Red Bull would be the least of his problems! )

would seem so. perhaps he is working on his least significant problem first.

**sabang** · 24-02-2008, 09:46 AM

He certainly wasn't acting a tosser when he was at the opening of a bar near Mabprachan about six months ago. He seemed quite friendly and approachable, and neither did he seem drunk.

**Dalton** · 24-02-2008, 10:22 AM

Wasent Gazza the one who got his balls squeezed by Vinnie Jones...

**GooMaiRoo** · 24-02-2008, 10:56 AM

I tried Red Bull once and spit it out. Anyone out there like the stuff? I know it contains synthesized taurine as well as caffeine, but how does it crank you up better than a couple of double espressos? This is a serious question. I'd find out on my own but I seriously don't like its taste.

**English Noodles** · 24-02-2008, 01:58 PM

Originally Posted by Dalton

Wasent Gazza the one who got his balls squeezed by Vinnie Jones...

Here it is in all it's glory, a true iconic image of English football, he and Mr Jones became good friends not long after.

**Begbie** · 24-02-2008, 02:03 PM

Originally Posted by English Noodles

Originally Posted by Dalton

Wasent Gazza the one who got his balls squeezed by Vinnie Jones...

Here it is in all it's glory, a true iconic image of English football, he and Mr Jones became good friends not long after.

Surely this is the moment they became very good friends.

**EmperorTud** · 24-02-2008, 11:34 AM

He's a class act. Putting cat shite in a pie and making your best mate eat it is top comedy.

I was joking with Andy Goram a couple of weeks ago that he went down slower than a stair carpet when Gazza rounded Hendry to score that goal in Euro '96.

Apparently Uri Geller was circling above in a whirlybird bending spoons to jinx Scotland during that match. Gypo cnut.

**nedwalk** · 24-02-2008, 11:40 AM

don,t like the bulls meself, but down under we got 'V' and i gotta say for the morning after [apart from a bj] 2 of them bastards and i feel dam fine and ready to go again, but ferk if this clown was doing 50? a day he musta been bouncing off the walls! his innards must be slush! guess he won,t be on the donor list!

**Spin** · 24-02-2008, 11:50 AM

Originally Posted by Texpat

British fuckup

For somebody who is obviously very sensitive about defending any bad words about his home nation you're doing a good job in fueling future issues by bringing Gazza's nationality into an item where it is irrelavent.

**DrAndy** · 25-02-2008, 06:34 PM

Originally Posted by Spin

Originally Posted by Texpat

British fuckup

For somebody who is obviously very sensitive about defending any bad words about his home nation you're doing a good job in fueling future issues by bringing Gazza's nationality into an item where it is irrelavent.

Irrelevant? Irrelevant!

anyway, you have a nice avatar

**CharleyFarley** · 24-02-2008, 12:06 PM

Way aay, he's done some memorable things on and off the pitch.

Hope he gets all the help in the world.

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