Those kinky Japanese!

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One of the most daring adult clubs in Osaka's Minami entertainment district has been shut down in what many say is the first strike in a campaign to clean up the area, according to Shukan Jitsuwa.
Six of the hostesses and a male customer of the "sexual cabaret club" Impulse were arrested last month for indecent exposure after the workers allegedly labored while entirely nude and the patron exposed his genitals.

Those alleged acts aren't the only indecency that appears to have gone on at Impulse.

"As soon as you enter the club, a hostess will give you a hot towel that she has already used to swipe her private parts. You can start fondling the hostesses' breasts as soon as you sit down, but that's nothing. You immediately get a drink, but it's a hostess's urine served on the rocks. They also serve tidbits sprinkled with cuttings of the workers' pubic hair," the employee of an adult entertainment introduction service tells Shukan Jitsuwa. "They also had a service where the ice served in drinks is first inserted into the hostess's private parts. They just kept on getting wilder and wilder and I think they went too far in the end."

Impulse strictly forbid the media from covering it, but word of the club's existence spread quickly and it was among the most popular establishments in Minami. Some say the arrests at Impulse signal the start of a clean-up of the entertainment district.

"That place was warned plenty of times in the past for going too far," a writer on the sex industry says. "I knew there'd eventually be arrests there some day."

Others defend Impulse, though.

"Sure, it stretched the limits, but it never really went beyond them. It didn't provide any sexual services that resulted in ejaculation and if there was any nudity going on, it was never anything more than a quick flash," the operator of a call girl service says. "Even its most raunchy stuff wasn't that serious. I think the arrests have been made to send a message to others."

[Texpat]

Japs get the nod for kink, but I'm going to set up an international ping pong tournament.

My money's on Thailand.

[sabang]

Blimey, those Japs. You pay to drink their pee on the rocks, and then not even a blow job.

[Frankenstein]

Business sense if I ever saw it. Excellent...

[obsidian]

what does a shot of piss go for?

[Elwood]

just hope they dont serve shit for the food

[Texpat]

Mrs Texpat: Kind of late don't you think dear? Where have you been?
Texpat: Nowhere honey. Me and the mates were just out on the piss for a few.
Mrs Texpat: Geeze you smell like cigarettes and booze -- like a urinal.
Texpat: Imagine that.

[Hootad Binky]

A (gay) colleague told me of a gay bar in Tokyo with men walking around wearing dirty diapers, which were then laid out for display as one entered the place.

[kingwilly]

oh god, not the thread to read during breakfast!

[Hootad Binky]

Here ya go:

[obsidian]

Mrs Texpat: Kind of late don't you think dear? Where have you been? Texpat: Nowhere honey. Me and the mates were just out on the piss for a few. Mrs Texpat: Geeze you smell like cigarettes and booze -- like a urinal. Texpat: Imagine that.

mrs tp -- is you mustache shedding you have hair in your mouth?

[The Gentleman Scamp]

What makes the Japs so fokin decadent compared to the rest of Asia?

[Gallowspole]

Might be something to do with losing wars. Germans are poo-centric as well.

[mrsquirrel]

Lose a war and eat shit.

[Marmite the Dog]

Lose a war and eat shit.

That'll explain Korean food then...

[Gallowspole]

Lose a war and eat shit.

Lose 2 wars and a world cup and eat shit.

[mrsquirrel]

That'll explain Korean food then...

and American.

[terry57]

What about those Jap girls that eat Poo Poo.

I mean thats not kinky but its nasty.

You think they could wait until they got to pizza hut.

[dogblower]

Thought it was MacDonalds ....

[dirtydog]

What about those Jap girls that eat Poo Poo. I mean thats not kinky but its nasty.

You think thats bad but I am getting urges to visit KFC, now that is sick

[English Noodles]

a hostess will give you a hot towel that she has already used to swipe her private parts.

You can start fondling the hostesses' breasts as soon as you sit down

You immediately get a drink, but it's a hostess's urine served on the rocks

They also serve tidbits sprinkled with cuttings of the workers' pubic hair

the ice served in drinks is first inserted into the hostess's private parts

Why do i only hear about these places after they shut down!

[English Noodles]

What about those Jap girls that eat Poo Poo.

Now your talking.

[jaiyenyen]

Any pic's?

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a hostess will give you a hot towel that she has already used to swipe her private parts.

You can start fondling the hostesses' breasts as soon as you sit down

You immediately get a drink, but it's a hostess's urine served on the rocks

They also serve tidbits sprinkled with cuttings of the workers' pubic hair

the ice served in drinks is first inserted into the hostess's private parts

Why do i only hear about these places after they shut down!

Sadly, the Japanese are insular, and foreigners aren't allowed into these places.

OTOH, there are swingers/gangbang parties where foreigners are encouraged, but the preference is for "exotic" (tall and brawny, or dark-skinned).

During my wanderings in Japan in the 80s and 90s, casual gfs were never a problem to find, even without language skills, as long as you weren't scruffy or a drunkard. Suspect still the same, but I can no longer afford to wander in Japan

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^ ...

If anyone fancies a trip to Japan, go to Kobe.

Even after the earthquake reconstruction, still a beautiful city; reminds me on San Francisco. The people there are much more accepting of foreigners.