Hook folks into your shop

Have a Logo that looks like a hookah smile to men and a penis to women

Sell bus indebted last credit card holders Christmas Gifts to celebrate the immaculate ejaculate founder of a belief system they do not believe

Hire kids in slave factories to make cheap tat

Marke via same mammon platfroms TEMU Amazon, Lazada, Ali, Ali Express , Tao Bao Shoppee same shit different platform

Bombard the phone with spam

Hook in with endless promotions to credit worthy but low analytic skill drones

Drip ship

Employ armies of white van men and rickshaw drivers on zero hours

Sell wrapping paper gif tags, repeat bonuses, threshholds, points, elite mumblerships

Recipients unwrap deposit hard to recycle plastic foil, blister pack glued to paper into landfill

Rinse and repeat

Oh and happy holidays to al my bleeders

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