No fat birds allowed in Kiwi Land

**Gerbil** · 21-11-2007, 08:54 PM

New Zealand bars British man's 'fat' wife

By Paul Chapman in Wellington and Graeme Baker

Last Updated: 2:31am GMT 21/11/2007

A British man who moved to New Zealand has been told by officials that his wife is too fat to join him.

Richie Trezise, 35, a rugby-playing Welshman, lost weight to gain entry to New Zealand after initially being rejected for being overweight and a potential burden on the health care system.

Richie and Rowan Trezise have been battling to shed pounds

His wife, Rowan, 33, a photographer, has been battling for months to shed the pounds so they can be reunited and live Down Under but has so far been unable to overcome New Zealand’s weight regulations.

Mr Trezise, who moved to Auckland in September after shedding two inches from his waist on a crash diet, said that if his wife was not allowed to come out by Christmas they would abandon the idea of emigrating.

His employer-backed skills visa was initially rejected by immigration officials when they discovered that his body mass index, or BMI, was 42, making him morbidly obese under New Zealand regulations.
BMI measures a person’s weight in relation to their height. Anything over 25 is regarded as overweight, and 30 or above is obese.

Mr Trezise, a submarine cable specialist and a former soldier, said: "My doctor laughed at me. He said he’d never seen anything more ridiculous in his whole life. He said not every overweight person is unhealthy or unfit.
"The idea was that we were going to change our lifestyle totally and get outdoors and on mountain bikes and all sorts of activities."

New Zealand bars British man's 'fat' wife - Telegraph

**phunphin** · 21-11-2007, 08:56 PM

good thing too , enough fat cows there as it is.

**sceadugenga** · 21-11-2007, 09:53 PM

So she drops a little weight; gets the visa, and back onto the beer and cream cakes.

**Sir Burr** · 21-11-2007, 09:55 PM

One word.........liposuction.

**Frankenstein** · 21-11-2007, 10:32 PM

Isn't this the same one as the one that's being seriously debated in Issues?

**Gerbil** · 21-11-2007, 10:33 PM

^ I have no idea. I never go into issues - far too many twats in there. It's on my ignore list.

**dirtydog** · 21-11-2007, 11:08 PM

He should just dump the fat old cow and find himself a kiwi cutie

**Texpat** · 21-11-2007, 11:22 PM

Originally Posted by Frankenstein

Isn't this the same one as the one that's being seriously debated in Issues?

Same one, but over there Booners gave Ant an aneurysm by suggesting NZ's socialized medicine policy will mean entry denials to to the ugly, flat chested and web-toed.

Ant assures everyone Kiwis have nothing but love for web-toed ladies.

**Gerbil** · 21-11-2007, 11:33 PM

^ my case is proved.

**Sir Burr** · 22-11-2007, 12:03 AM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

He should just dump the fat old cow and find himself a kiwi cutie

There are cuties in Kiwi?

**AntRobertson** · 22-11-2007, 08:41 AM

Originally Posted by Texpat

Same one, but over there Booners gave Ant an aneurysm by suggesting NZ's socialized medicine policy will mean entry denials to to the ugly, flat chested and web-toed.

You need to work on your reading comprehension.

Booners tried to link this to "socialised medicine" and "eugenics". People, as per, laughed at his simplistic reasoning, rationale and 'Reds under the Bed' mentality.

And then we all had a party with beer, strippers and snacks and rejoiced for yes, it was good*

*This part may not have actually happened in what could be termed "reality".

**peterpan** · 22-11-2007, 09:21 AM

Originally Posted by Sir Burr

Originally Posted by dirtydog

He should just dump the fat old cow and find himself a kiwi cutie

There are cuties in Kiwi?

I think so ! Sir Burr, My eldest two with my youngest two

**AntRobertson** · 22-11-2007, 09:25 AM

^Bloody hell, very nice PP! Are they twins? I can think of about a dozen inappropriate comments to make right now but won't

Is that a bottle of Steinlarger I see lurking there in the background?

**peterpan** · 22-11-2007, 09:34 AM

Yes identical twins, well the eldest two anyway. Not much wrong with a drop of Steiny either.

**AntRobertson** · 22-11-2007, 09:38 AM

^Well a lovely pair of young ladies they are.

Sheesh, been a while since I've had a Steiny!

**peterpan** · 22-11-2007, 09:38 AM

And DD has the cheek to slag off septics as being lard arses.

**Texpat** · 22-11-2007, 09:53 AM

Yeah, his timing couldn't have been worse.

He needs to work on that.

**Dalton** · 22-11-2007, 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by peterpan

My eldest

WOW.

....How the feck did a guy like you manage to get to hotties like that....

**peterpan** · 22-11-2007, 12:12 PM

Dalts, This is how it works, first of all you gotta get yourself a girl, I admit this is a bit of an ask for a ugly MotherF like yourself, but anythings possible in Thailand.
So I got this girl, Swedish she was, on a skiing holiday, then I took her to bed, got my little pecker out and found a nice warm place to put it, then wiggled it around for a while. She complained that it had a bad taste but I thought it was alright because it stopped her from talking all the time in the sing song goobledy gook that Swedish girls talk.
Sadly while a lot of fun for me it didn't producae any progeny so I found another warm wet place down further. Same thing, stuck it in and wiggled it around for a while and, hey presto, 9 months later little girls appeared.
But in the end after a number of years, I couldn't stand the goobledy gook sing song talk all the time so I buggered off and came to Thailand.

**sledge** · 22-11-2007, 01:43 PM

Originally Posted by Gerbil

The idea was that we were going to change our lifestyle totally and get outdoors and on mountain bikes and all sorts of activities."

Well go to bloody Devon then you fat Nancy and take that obese bird with ya.

**dirtydog** · 22-11-2007, 01:50 PM

Originally Posted by peterpan

Yes identical twins, well the eldest two anyway.

We can only hope that cmn doesn't get to see this thread otherwise the odds are one of you 2 will have to be banned

**dirtydog** · 22-11-2007, 01:51 PM

Originally Posted by peterpan

And DD has the cheek to slag off septics as being lard arses.

I doubt she would even be considered overweight in Yankie land

**AntRobertson** · 22-11-2007, 01:58 PM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

Originally Posted by peterpan

And DD has the cheek to slag off septics as being lard arses.

I doubt she would even be considered overweight in Yankie land

Probably just "Regular", they also have "Supersize". Would you like fries with that?

**Lily** · 22-11-2007, 02:05 PM

^And diet coke!!!!!!!!!

**AntRobertson** · 22-11-2007, 02:07 PM

^Regular, Supersize, Supersize with added sugar, SuperDupersize, Verging on the ridiculous size, or Well in excess of ridiculous, past it several blocks ago, size?

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