With a handicapped regime of amateur Atlas shruggery buggery seems Liz Thrust is toast , so much for

"MOVING BRITAIN FORWARD"

by going backwards in fits and starts, it's like going down for slow leaarners at MaNaam n Luigi's Muff Diving Academy Lough Foyle Donegal.

Chancer of Exchequer Crazy Quart Chang has been rezapped from DC comic talks in the final Zugzwang of a finacial disaster.

Punching down Kwasi in the Khazi, Moat and Bailey?

Due to her ability to deliver Liz is to take up here position as an Amazon fulfilment person on Monday having been declined by the Office of budget irresponsibility.

Quenton Awfully-PoshnandPwopa of the very very nasty party said

"One may be fecked only a 4 minute strike by Putin's subs can save the Tory party now".

The pound to pegged to the Zimbabwean Dingler.Big Ben has been sold to well known international old Tom cat a scion of Oriental street cred.
The BBC sold to Merdecock and Prince Andrew to Winalot.