Head now legal in Singapore

**Looper** · 24-10-2007, 11:45 AM

Good news for blowjob enthusiasts - Singapore has legalised skull for the first time.

BBC NEWS | Asia-Pacific | Singapore retains its gay sex ban

In a surprising move from the relatively conservative state you can also now put it up girls' bums. But not boys' bums (unless it's a girl doing it with a strap-on).

Not sure where they stand on ladyboys.

**chinthee** · 24-10-2007, 11:48 AM

^ Yeah, but is it legal to chew gum and engage in head at the same time. gotcha! 20 lashes of the cane.

**Mid** · 24-10-2007, 11:55 AM

^

chewing gum WAS NEVER banned ............................

only the sale of .

**chinthee** · 24-10-2007, 11:56 AM

Originally Posted by Mid

^

chewing gum WAS NEVER banned ............................

only the sale of .

T'was an old joke.

**kingwilly** · 24-10-2007, 12:05 PM

actually foursomes are now legal also....

but not any more than that!

**baldrick** · 24-10-2007, 01:33 PM

an old Rodney Rude joke

A Coal Miner Goes into his local Doctor and says to him " I've got this excruciating pain in the end of my cock."
so the Doc says to him " ok , you had better give me a look "
the miner drops his trousers and the Doc geta a probe and a torch and procedes to dig around , and out from the miners foreskin pops a lump of chewing gum.
"what's this ?" says the doc
"well" the miner says " I work in the Coal Mine all day , and it is very dusty , so the only place with no dust I can keep my chewing gum is under my foreskin."
the doc is poking around a bit more , and out pops another lump of gum.
"why have you got 2 lumps of chewing gum in your foreskin?" he asks the miner.
"well , me mate is jewish , so nowhere to keep his gum , so I just pop it in there to keep it clean for him" say the miner.
"faark" say the doc , "don't you think that is a bit unhygienic?"
"well now , come to think of it " say the miner " you're right , we each might get the wrong bit of gum back."

watterinja · 24-10-2007, 03:32 PM

^ There goes my lunch...

**kingwilly** · 24-10-2007, 03:45 PM

^^ damn, and I was thinking it was the joke about the black miner who had a white dick and when asked why he said he'd been home for lunch and got a quick blowjob from the missus.

**colourful-era** · 24-10-2007, 07:52 PM

Originally Posted by Looper

Good news for blowjob enthusiasts - Singapore has legalised skull for the first time.

aren't there some states in the US where oral is still illegal?

**blackgang** · 24-10-2007, 09:13 PM

Damn doubtful, queers ruling pretty good there and it would be unconstitutional so the law, if there was one, would have to be scrapped and would be unenforceable anyway.

**colourful-era** · 25-10-2007, 09:51 PM

I'm sure it used to be until quite recently though - some of the Southern states I beleive

**zipcode** · 25-10-2007, 11:37 PM

Anal sex and Oral sex are illegal in several states, but...

in that order, they should be!

**kingwilly** · 26-10-2007, 05:51 AM

i notice SBF hasnt posted anything on this thread, no doubt he's out making the most of the new restrictions.....

**slimboyfat** · 26-10-2007, 11:59 AM

i only just got back last night.

Many thanks to BA for losing my suitcase. apparently it is in Sydney

**kingwilly** · 26-10-2007, 12:01 PM

Originally Posted by A smug bastard

Business class is the only way to fly

**Norton** · 26-10-2007, 01:13 PM

Originally Posted by colourful-era

Originally Posted by Looper

Good news for blowjob enthusiasts - Singapore has legalised skull for the first time.

aren't there some states in the US where oral is still illegal?

According to my ex, all of them

**Dalton** · 26-10-2007, 02:43 PM

^ Except the White House......

**Norton** · 26-10-2007, 04:05 PM

"I did not have sex......with that woman"

**chinthee** · 26-10-2007, 04:08 PM

There's that mouth with the big lips

**Looper** · 26-10-2007, 04:58 PM

^What a fockin horror - imagine stickin your nob in that gob

**Dalton** · 26-10-2007, 05:18 PM

^ I could imagine something worse....

His wife being one of them...

**chinthee** · 26-10-2007, 05:21 PM

**Norton** · 26-10-2007, 08:45 PM

Careful, you're dissin the next president of the US of A. OMG, one Bush replaced by another!

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