Student teacher loses sex toy in Wrecktum

[Chittychangchang]

Woman who got sex toy stuck warns kinky couples after world's most embarrassing hospital trip
Trainee teacher Emma Phillips was feeling amorous with partner Lee Miller during the early hours of Saturday morning when the sex toy 'disappeared'

Mum-of-one Emma Phillips was feeling amorous with partner Lee Miller during the early hours of Saturday morning when a 7 inch sex toy 'disappeared'.

Minutes later the 24-year-old said when she leaned forward she could feel it vibrating inside her bottom wedged behind her hip.

Flustered Emma and 29-year-old Lee tried to extract the toy, bought for £28 as part of a couple's sex aid pack, with a fork handle and then later BBQ prongs before calling for an ambulance.



She added: "After an hour of trying - we knew were going to have to go to hospital. We were both a bit shocked."

Emma, from Wallasey, Wirral, has spoken out about her bizarre emergency and told others not to allow embarrassment from stopping them seeking help if they find themselves in a similar predicament.

She posted a Facebook photo of herself giving a thumb's up from her hospital bed, telling her friends all about her misadventure with a sex toy.



Emma said: "We'd both been drinking the night before so we couldn't drive. I had to make the most embarrassing call to the ambulance at 7am.

"The call handler said 'tell me exactly what the problem is' so I had to tell him."

Within five minutes an ambulance arrived and rushed the pair to Wrexham Maelor Hospital in Wrexham, North Wales.

Emma spent the 45-minute journey perched on one of the seats and was hurried into a room for observations.

Emma said: "At that point it was just more surreal than anything. I didn't feel much pain at that point - I was in too much shock."

octors carried out an x-ray to work out where the still-buzzing vibrator was and realised it was too high up and would be too painful for them to manually extract it while she was awake.

Emma said: "I think at that point it started getting quite serious. The doctors were really good - they all moved quite quickly and were so reassuring telling me they saw it quite often which was quite a relief.

"At first we were jokey about it but then realised it wasn't much of a joke especially when there was talk of going through my stomach if they couldn't get it."



Woman who got sex toy stuck warns kinky couples after world's most embarrassing hospital trip - Mirror Online

[kingwilly]

She's loving the attention....

[sabang]

It seems the Mirror is trying to compete with the Sun & Daily Star these days.

It happens all the time, hardly newsworthy- and a simple procedure to extract. A certain, attractive newscaster in Sydney had to have the same procedure performed- that was certainly newsworthy to the gossip mill.

[kingwilly]

The moral being don't buy a cheap sex toy that doesn't have a proper handle grip at the end.

[jimbobs]

Trainee teacher
That's her career finished,

[ENT]

A Wallasey girl, par for the course.

[sabang]

All ass, no class.

[Hugh Cow]

A similar thing happened to the Ex Mrs Cow. Fortunately there was a tow truck handy to remove the family car.

[MikeyLikesU]

I am all bummed out on this story...

[NZdick1983]

What's the attraction with having something inserted in your arse?

[Pragmatic]

A Wallasey girl, par for the course.

I used to shag a piece, on the side, from New Brighton. A dirty cow she was and what a lovely pair of knockers she had. Oh, the memories.

[Pragmatic]

Student teacher loses sex toy in Wrecktum

I heard that on arriving at the hospital the doctor said 'don't worry we'll soon have it out'. She replied 'Oh, I don't want you to take it out. I just want you to change the batteries'.

[BaitongBoy]

Woman who got sex toy stuck warns kinky couples after world's most embarrassing hospital trip

No, it isn't...

The doctors were really good - they all moved quite quickly and were so reassuring telling me they saw it quite often which was quite a relief.

Quite normal, apparently...

One case involved an apple with one bite out of it crammed well up a woman's arse...I guess he thought she was a fruit bowl...

Then there was the case of the family of gerbils having to be coaxed out of some gay arse when gerbil stuffing was popular...(almost as desperate as felching)...

Finally, same hospital, somewhere in the midwest, was (in)famous for the redneck who came home pissed and demanded a blowjob from his vacuum cleaner only to mistakenly stuff it in "her" rear and lose the tip of his dick to the fan blade...

All true stories...Old Mr. Cool had to be mentally tough facing the public after that one...

Butterfly, maybe you could tell us how this particular "adventure" went all pear-shaped?...

[Luigi]

She's loving the attention....

So this is what became of Ice Maiden.

[Kurgen]

bangable

[BaitongBoy]

But did she cum?...

[BobR]

This woman deserves some credit for going public with this valid warning. My friend was an emergency room nurse in a California county hospital, and saw several of these, though the intruder was usually a cucumber.

Time to sue those who made and sold the "sex aid pack" for not putting a back plate on it to stop it from being sucked in.

[kmart]

Probably just wanted the batteries changing.

[Jesus Jones]

The moral being don't buy a cheap sex toy that doesn't have a proper handle grip at the end.

Words from the experienced!

[VocalNeal]

...herself giving a thumb's up ...

That would have been less trouble than a plastic thingy?

The moral being don't buy a cheap sex toy that doesn't have a proper handle grip at the end.

[BaitongBoy]

^ Surely she wouldn't lose that thing...It's fooking 8 feet long!...555...

[TheDukeofNewcastle]

Quite normal, apparently...

One case involved an apple with one bite out of it crammed well up a woman's arse...I guess he thought she was a fruit bowl...

Then there was the case of the family of gerbils having to be coaxed out of some gay arse when gerbil stuffing was popular...(almost as desperate as felching)...

Finally, same hospital, somewhere in the midwest, was (in)famous for the redneck who came home pissed and demanded a blowjob from his vacuum cleaner only to mistakenly stuff it in "her" rear and lose the tip of his dick to the fan blade...

All true stories...Old Mr. Cool had to be mentally tough facing the public after that one...

Butterfly, maybe you could tell us how this particular "adventure" went all pear-shaped?...

And the forum adolescent is in his element. A veritable cornucopia of anal information at his fingertips.

[BaitongBoy]

Ah, it's the "duke," once more...Come to derail yet another thread...Why so jealous, dooky?...Like the women, are you attracted to my muscular body and intelligent intercourse?...

It's okay to be gay, "duke," but you'll get none from me...

Clear?...555...

[TheDukeofNewcastle]

are you attracted to my muscular body and intelligent intercourse?...

Best laugh I've had all day. Keep up the good work and your fear of all things sexual.

[BaitongBoy]

^ Try someone else, "dukie"...You can't have me...Heh...