I thinks its BA Points and turning left.
BA exec club silver cards.
Lounge access on any class of flight + 2 guests. 600 airports.
Biz class check in.
Priority boarding.
150% avios points.
Free seat selection on booking. which is expensive on BA.
2 x 32kg baggage per pax any class, for anyone on same booking.
I used priority pass a long time ago before flying reg with BA, got turned away once.
Those lounges at heathrow are for silver / gold card holders only, you can't pay to use.
Aspire lounges accept priority cards or pre bookings, but 3 hour max.
I stay in the BA lounge for 5 hours usually because of flight times, shower, meals, plentiful decent drinks and comfort are a must.
Bogon tip 999
Book airport assistance (free)
After check in get fast tracked through security on a wheelchair straight to the lounge, when you are well bladdered
they will collect you when boarding begins you get first onboard no staggering on with no questions asked.
Works every time, I just act dumb like snub.
Bogon tip 1002.
When in premium economy wait till dinner service is finished and most cabin crew have sloped off to bed.
Head up to biz class (they are laid out sleeping) and grab a bottle of fine wine from the free bar, go into the large toilet and sink the fucker.
Dump the bottle in the waste bin and limp back to your seat.
I thought you were gonna dump a Clyde Trout in the biz class toilet sink for a while there
I'm a respectable member of society, Arthur Daley schooled.
Bogon tip 1007
When the hostess pours you a drink and your finger accidentally slips right up her bum crack,
Don't panic when you go to court, you are safe in the knowledge you were in need of assistance and him/she whatever way you swing panicked you and you lost control of your upper body balance.
Limp out of the Old Baiily a free man with cash in your sky and 57,000 avios points
Must be nice though having a welcoming committee when you land at Heefrow.
I ended up marrying her, all's good
Wonder what blobby thinks?
He is sniffing around this thread like his moms pants.
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^ pervo alert
And he runs away, sniff sniff.
No backup no backbone
What is a Bogon? Or did you fuck up the Bogan or Bogof spelling?
Bogon Tip number 1....Check your username before clicking subscribe
this thread reveals a lot about the OP...and a lot of it is just sad.
jackoff wants to fly from inverness to dublin...and so for some reason the itinerary was INV-LHR-DUB....not INV-DUB direct.....seemingly because he wanted to sit for hours upon hours in airport lounges.
let's take a look...
so you're at the airport at 5:30 am...to catch a connecting flight (in coach because your seat is behind the wing) to heathrow....and once you're at LHR....
4 hours! in an airport lounge...when you just could have flown direct. and then it's time to catch another flight (presumably in coach again) to dublin.
all of this queuing up, boarding, disembarking, etc... instead of just taking a direct flight from INV to DUB at a normal hour...so you can post photos on TD of nondescript airport lounges.
WTAF is wrong with you?
by some sort of twisted, insecure logic, do you think this impresses people? the photo of you taking the bus into town really accomplishes that.
Reach is triggered
Stop trolling this interesting,informative thread
You need banging up you sick puppy
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