"Has anyone seen my cabinet members? Apparently they don't have any of these."
"Has anyone seen my cabinet members? Apparently they don't have any of these."
"Hands up if you think Gerbil's a Kunt."
"I've got a good deal on vibrating love eggs."

You shouldn't swallow your chewing gum.

You have to scroll up and down to see if my left hand knows what my right hand man hasn't got.
A bagfull of knacker sacky sauce?
I've found some more over here.
Definitely too many poodles in Bangkok.
"....and *that's* how you deal with a crocodile, just grab firmly and yank as hard as you can."
And tonights lottery numbers are...


my brothers conkers, for you my nation
"Two skin whitening bath salt balls to the peasant who can find the keys to my Mercedes! I dropped them somewhere around here."

And during this time of national crisis, Thailand's PM puts on a ping-pong show to lift the peoples spirits.

I learned this one in Soi Cowboy... now you see them...
"I bought Michael Jackson's one white glove! Yes and his bollocks too!"

Go on, pull my finger..
^ Why is his right hand blurred? Is he having a wank?

^^^^&^^Keep up mate! Also, Neo, you must have been reading my mind - check out the time we both posted about Yinglucks ping pong show!

Wonder how he got them out of the sack, don't see any blood on the leather pants.
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Help wanted.Has anyone in Thailand,got a brain larger than these duck eggs.
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