Thread: do you think i could get laid for a bag of rice?

yo, I have a big bag of rice that needs distributing to needy people. do you think a bag of rice is enough to get laid if some cute girls really need it? say, if a cyclone, earthquake, or somethin like that happens?

just wondering.. i'm tired of paying 1,000 baht or whatever the local currency is for a prostitute. ideally, 100 baht would be sufficient.

Under the right conditions you could get her sisters and mother too. Even Granpa.

somtamslap would probably shag you for a shot of lao khow or two

Originally Posted by meat

do you think i could get laid for a bag of rice?
yo, I have a big bag of rice that needs distributing to needy people. do you think a bag of rice is enough to get laid if some cute girls really need it? say

I think you could get laid clean out

I don't think you could get laid in pattaya with a fistful of dollars.

Why don't you shag the bag of rice ?

Originally Posted by Thetyim

Why don't you shag the bag of rice ?

then charge a premium for 'farang sticky rice'

Originally Posted by armstrong

Originally Posted by Thetyim

Why don't you shag the bag of rice ?

then charge a premium for 'farang sticky rice'

protien enhanced....just add meat....

next stop MKK....

Are you out of rice?...

Originally Posted by meat

i'm tired of paying 1,000 baht or whatever the local currency is for a prostitute

so where are you from?

anyway, please post a pic of yourself and we can judge whether or not a bag of rice would be enough

It's great that some people's sex lives are resurrected by natural disasters.

My own was improved exponentially by the UK's "Care in the Community" program, back in the 80's.

Originally Posted by kmart

My own was improved exponentially by the UK's "Care in the Community" program, back in the 80's.

PM Social he is very knowledgeable about how many bags of rice you need to for a successful sexual encounter.

Originally Posted by meat

do you think a bag of rice is enough to get laid if some cute girls really need it?

Prices have gone up mate.

I would guess you might get a girl to let you fondle her funbags with one hand while you throttle your turkey with the other and she watches Thai TV and eats the rice.

I thought the prices had gone the other way, as he was hoping

rice is up, girls are down

Originally Posted by DrAndy

rice is up, girls are down

he does want to give the rice up so the girls will go down

My Mrs. often says if i ever met someone else she'd give them a bag of rice to say thank you. Hope this helps.

Argue all you want, but meat is a perfect example of why Mods are needed on TD.

Originally Posted by hillbilly

Argue all you want, but meat is a perfect example of why Mods are needed on TD.

Why's that? So you can balance out his sense of humour with your snoring tedium?

Originally Posted by hillbilly

Argue all you want, but meat is a perfect example of why Mods are needed on TD.

Fuck the mods. They ditched my nice arse on another thread. Again.





Can I get jailed for calling the mods uneducated, frustrated, humourless, cock-starved morons?

I'd suspect they'd rather starve to death.

Originally Posted by hillbilly

Argue all you want, but meat is a perfect example of why Mods are needed on TD.

Does anyone else think that being a mod must be a bit like being a sandbag?

Perhaps the topic reminds Borebilly of his neighbour trying to pimp his 13 year old daughter for a few baht.

Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

Perhaps the topic reminds Borebilly of his neighbour trying to pimp his 13 year old daughter for a few baht.

You've quite the memory, Mao...

Originally Posted by benbaaa

Does anyone else think that being a mod must be a bit like being a sandbag?

as useful as a sandbag in a thai flood ?