Crossword clues.

[withnallstoke]

My first is a great big capital letter that rhymes with B or D or E or G or P or T or V .
My second is not one of the above.

My third is a consonant it seems,

A hairy bit of sought after, disguised as love.

What am i ?

[somtamslap]

[at][at][at][at]?

[Begbie]

A polar bear.

[withnallstoke]

Well it seems like the fat bloke got there first in the hunt.
If he was short he would rhyme with a runt,
But dear Begbie was nowhere with his old Polar stunt,
Ten points for the slapper, it was indeed [at][at][at][at].

Your turn.

[somtamslap]

Ok..

The meat hangs out of both and I'm only eaten when my consumer is several sheets to the wind..

Which two nouns am I?

[withnallstoke]

Fellatio Nells son?
What the fuck is a noun?

[dirtydog]

is FAT a noun you [at][at][at][at] ?

[somtamslap]

Fellatio Nells son?

Well, that's one...and the other..?

is FAT a noun you [at][at][at][at] ?

Yes, and it's also an adjective..that'll be five baht please..

[Begbie]

Donner Kebab

[withnallstoke]

Which two nouns am I?

What the fuck is a noun?

FAT a noun you [at][at][at][at] ?

Well, that's one...and the other..?

Fuckin' retards are ten a penny.
English lessons should be conducted in the right environment - somewhere else.

It's not fair that you can baffle us simple norvern folk,
wivv words vat wyhme wivv cant.
Dee dum de doo dee dum dee daa,
Me arse for half a groat.

[somtamslap]

Donner Kebab

It appears we have an intellectual in our midst...kebab - Snatch..meat hangs out on both (if u go to the right places) and I'm fucked if I'm eating the cnuts sober..

Your go, mate..go Scotch if you want, we can handle eet...

[somtamslap]

Me arse for half a groat.

Your in the wrong fred, Withnall.

'What was the last thing you said' is in the games room..

[blue]

I start with the letter "e"
and end with the letter "e"

and I usually contain 1 letter,
but I am not the letter "e"!
What am I?

[Begbie]

What do you call a man with a blackhead on his penis ?

[withnallstoke]

Kinnell.

How things seem to move on at a faster pace than the pace one pays for.

[somtamslap]

I start with the letter "e" and end with the letter "e" and I usually contain 1 letter, but I am not the letter "e"! What am I?

Envelope...yes, I am an extreme intellectual..

[blue]

What do you call a man with a blackhead on his penis ?

Socal in Jamacia

[Thetyim]

^^^^

Hugh Grant

[somtamslap]

What do you call a man with a blackhead on his penis ?

Jock?

[withnallstoke]

This isn't the furkin hobbit.

What nationality am i?

My first is in skin, but not in camp.
You might just find me outside of the lamp,
Dressed up as Aladdin or Arab or Yank
Fuck all the bollocks i'll just have a wank.

[somtamslap]

What nationality am i?

From a galaxy far far away?

[Bogon]

Will be back in 4 more large beers and a half bottle of Regency to see if I can make heads or tails of what's going on.

As you were soldiers.

[withnallstoke]

Will be back in 4 more large beers and a half bottle of Regency to see if I can make heads or tails of what's going on.

Poof.

[somtamslap]

Will be back in 4 more large beers and a half bottle of Regency

You'll need more, alot more. Send out for reinforcements and only sign in once you've held an hour long conversation with the floor tiling in the bathroom.

[withnallstoke]

Which girl claimed to leave the upper fourth at 3:45,
and banged like a shithouse door when the plague was in town?