10 Ways To Rehab Your Relationship

[rickschoppers]

I saw a piece on MSN titled "10 Ways to Rehab your Marriage" and thought it might be fun to expand that to "10 Ways to Rehab Your Relationship." I currently have a good relationship, but have been in some that went south. I will start off by putting my 10 ways and would be interested in seeing what everyone else says.

1. Get the gf/wife a new boob job DD.
2. Buy some good porn and try to enact all the scenes.
3. Only allow thong underwear.
4. Try a threesome.
5. Buy a book on Kamasutra and go through all the positions.
6. Buy a large roll of duct tape.
7. Stock up on your favorite alcohol beverage.
8. Try some new dessert flavors during sex.
9. Stock up on lube.
10. Buy some new sex toys.

[sabaii sabaii]

^ Sounds like a recipe for disaster, or maybe I haven't been as lucky as you,

I'm totally against boob jobs, (blow jobs are cool)

They don't feel right, and when they're on their back they don't sit right, plus all the complications of them bursting and then going back in 5 years or whatever

I've had some big tits in my hands in the past, it's only fat

I am more of an ass an leg man anyhow

[rickschoppers]

^ Sounds like a recipe for disaster, or maybe I haven't been as lucky as you,

I'm totally against boob jobs, (blow jobs are cool)

They don't feel right, and when they're on their back they don't sit right, plus all the complications of them bursting and then going back in 5 years or whatever

I've had some big tits in my hands in the past, it's only fat

I am more of an ass an leg man anyhow

How about an ass job then?

[sabaii sabaii]

4. Try a threesome.

With bargirls I have done, but the Missus no

I met this Aussie girl last year and mentioned it to her, then she proceeded to tell me all of her sordid history of threesomes with guys.
I felt quite queasy
Some things are best kept as fantasies

[rickschoppers]

Remember, this is only if your relationship has gone south. I was thinking about past relationships and not my current one. I can't help it if I am a boob lover.

[sabaii sabaii]

ow about an ass job then?

Brettandlek has put me off that one

[sabaii sabaii]

2. Buy some good porn and try to enact all the scenes.

Check

3. Only allow thong underwear.

Check

5. Buy a book on Kamasutra and go through all the positions.

Check

6. Buy a large roll of duct tape.

I gotta look into that one

7. Stock up on your favorite alcohol beverage.

Check

8. Try some new dessert flavors during sex.

Tried a Mars bar once, never again

9. Stock up on lube.

Brett !!

10. Buy some new sex toys.

Ex wife had a Black Prince, It was like waving a wand in the Albert Hall after

[Hampsha]

Ricks, you forgot wife swapping.

[rickschoppers]

^^
Not my style, but whatever floats your stick.

[bobo746]

6. Buy a large roll of duct tape.

You owm a gerbil mate ?

[rickschoppers]

I use duct tape for a lot of things, but that's not one of them.

[peterpan]

tried some of them Rick, but when I came home and told wifey about how successful these techniques were she gave me a solid kicking.

[rickschoppers]

OK guys, let's see some of your 10 ways to rehab a relationship.

[withnallstoke]

OK guys, let's see some of your 10 ways to rehab a relationship.

If it's gone south, the best rehab is:-
1) a good lawyer to try and salvage a few material goods.
2) a good hitman if the above fails.
3) a good stock of booze.
4) a bad woman or two.
5) a new motorbike.
6) a holiday to somewhere very rude.
7) more booze.
8) more women.
9) another holiday
10) rent a very high appartment (with balcony) in Pattaya.

[sabaii sabaii]

Rick, can you elaborate on the Duct Tape ?

I guess this is not your idea of better sex

[rickschoppers]

^^
I'm waiting for more requests from the curious.

[sabaii sabaii]

OK, Here's my 10 to keep her happy on a night out

1, Take her out for Oysters
2, Buy her some stockings
3, Get her smashed on Vodka Red bull
4, Gram
5, Take her clubbing
6, Tuk Tuk home
7, Scented bath together
8, Give her a 20 minute muffin
9, Hows yer father
10, Wake her up with a muffin

Works for me, once a month

[withnallstoke]

Works for me, once a month

Carefull with the timing.

[rickschoppers]

Sabaii, hows her father?? Is that code?

[The Muffinman]

4, Gram

Of Charlie?

[Latindancer]

Yes....what on earth is "how's yer father"...???

A guide to how to rehab your relationship might be found here, in some kind of compromise between what is a perfect day for you both :

THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER…

8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
8:30 Weigh-in 2 kgs lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed—freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents- expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner
9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave
12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café
12:45 Catch sight of partner’s ex and notice that she has gained 17 kgs
1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit
3:00 Nap
4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from secret admirer
4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk—says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe
7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/ dancers
10:00 Hot shower- alone
10:50 Carried to bed… freshly ironed, crisp, white linen
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms

THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM…
6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blow job and tongue bath by 3 different wenches
6:30 Massive, satisfying shit while reading the sports section
7:00 Breakfast—steak and eggs, coffee and toast—all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Several beers en route to the airport
9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet
9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route)
9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)
11:45 Lunch—steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Perignon
12:15 Blow job
12:30 Play back nine (4 under)
2:15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons)
2:30 Fly to Bahamas
3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude, who also bend over a lot showing their growlers
4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs)—on light tackle
5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle MacPherson (bending over showing her growler, naturally)
6:45 Shit, shower and shave
7:00 Watch news-Iran and North Korean presidents assassinated
7:30 Dinner—lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits
9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigars in front of wall-sized TV as you watch football game
9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:30 Night-cap blow job and tongue bath
11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep

[sabaii sabaii]

Hows your father


Slap 'n' tickle; Bit of the other; casual sexual relations;
Origin in World War II,
English soldiers in France expected that an old French lady with grey hair, whom their father had bonked during the First World War might come up to them and ask.

[baldrick]

Hows your father


Slap 'n' tickle; Bit of the other; casual sexual relations;
Origin in World War II,
English soldiers in France expected that an old French lady with grey hair, whom their father had bonked during the First World War might come up to them and ask.

why don't you just say - fcuking ?

[somtamslap]

Simple - Pop up to the parlour for a happy half hour of testicle drainage, come home to your chair, newspaper and telly and demand a fucking cup of tea five minutes ago.
I've never been happier in a relationship.

[Rigger]

10 Ways To Rehab Your Relationship

who fuking cares this Thailand and there are plenty of willing woman that are looking for a farang (ATM).