You can't make it up.

[superman]

My kids were watching The Pink Panther Show on television. In the cartoon was a blue Aardvark. My missus called me to ask what the name of this strange creature was. I told her it's an Aardvark.
That was a week ago, or so. Today in the Daily Mail this appeared Baby Aardvark makes first public appearance after being born at zoo Busch Gardens in Tampa, Florida | Mail Online So I called the missus over and pointed to the page. 'That's a baby Aardvark' I said. Her reply was 'what age does it turn blue' ?
I also had to explain as to why Panthers ain't pink.

[Butterfly]

what's an Aardvark ? and why is it blue ?

[superman]

what's an Aardvark ? and why is it blue ?

You're not related to my missus are you ?

[Butterfly]

^ sorry, why is it pink ?

[nidhogg]

My kids were watching The Pink Panther Show on television. In the cartoon was a blue Aardvark.

Good luck in explaining why the aardvark is apparently Jewish.....

[HollyGoodhead]

haha hilarious

[dirtydog]

Download planet of the apes for her, the troll works fine for farangs when you tell them your wife asked what country are they from, not sure if a Thai would fall for it though.

[Moonraker]

I've learned it's a lot easier just to agree that Wales and Dolphins ARE fish.

[DrAndy]

and chickens are not birds

[dirtydog]

I've learned it's a lot easier just to agree that Wales and Dolphins ARE fish.

Doubt the welsh will agree, do you mean whales?

[Moonraker]

I've learned it's a lot easier just to agree that Wales and Dolphins ARE fish.

Doubt the welsh will agree, do you mean whales?

Yeah.

But I may have been inadvertently correct the first time.

[Bogon]

Missus thought the dinosaurs snuffed it about 400 years back and stars are about as big as Koh Samet.

[dirk diggler]

I've learned it's a lot easier just to agree that Wales and Dolphins ARE fish.

'Wales is not just the fish with the biggest dick in the ocean, it is also a country, and it's only 200 miles away from Britain' ~ Ali G.

[kingwilly]

Depends on the sort of girls ones makes acquittance with.

[patsycat]

My Swiss mother in law was amazed that we actually had electricity in Scotland. And her daughter thought Edinburgh was "just next door to London"...

For a lot of people London is England. No other cities or towns exist.

[DrAndy]

For a lot of people London is England. No other cities or towns exist.

correct.

although I have been to some of those other places

[patsycat]

Me too, and they did have 'lectricity and running water....

I went to Bristol once...

[DrAndy]

I went to Bristol once...

they sell cheese there

[patsycat]

I saw a Meatloaf concert in Oxford. When he was still fat.

Back on topic, that wee baby aardvark is so ugly that he is cute. What strange animals they are!!!

[Mr Earl]

Do Aardvarks make good pets?
They're kinda cute IMHO!

[Butterfly]

^ it's pink, not blue

[kingwilly]

perhaps earl is colour blind

[superman]

^ it's pink, not blue

Just for you Mr Butterfly.

[kmart]

My kids were watching The Pink Panther Show on television. In the cartoon was a blue Aardvark.

Good luck in explaining why the aardvark is apparently Jewish.....

A mate of mine legally changed his name to "Aaron Aardvark" just so he would be first in the phone directory or any alphabetical list. Fact.

[DrAndy]

mate of mine legally changed his name to "Aaron Aardvark" just so he would be first in the phone directory or any alphabetical list. Fact.

absolutely, I know three people with that name