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    Beheading American Tourists

    Well with Mr Bin Laden now dead from lead poisoning I think we can expect there will be reprisals from the more extreme muslems, so where should we expect the first American street beheading to be held? Which lovely non bacon eating nation?

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    malaysia?

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    Naa, Malaysia is pretty civilised, although if I was an American passport holder i wouldn't go there just in case, I reckon its a close call between the middle east and Indonesia for the first public beheadings to start.

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    ok, pakistan or afghanistan

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    Let the crusades begin...

    Loads of new big oil finds all over the world.... I reckon the plan is to use up all the raghead oil first then let them fall back into the dark ages...

    American beheadings?... Dunno... China?

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    I was in Upton Park last week

    If I was an American I wouldn't go there

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    It is Paki heavy ,not a good place for British to go either

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrAndy
    I was in Upton Park last week If I was an American I wouldn't go there
    That figures ,,,,, I can imagine their sheer disgust at jellied eels with no " fries on the side " ,,,,,,, let alone washing it down in the old rub a dub with a pint of Watneys Red Barrell givin it the biggun with a chorus of " Knees up muvva braan "

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    Odds would be fairly short for Indonesia, Pakistan, Afghanistan. Either tourist or captured military.
    It would be more shocking if they did it in a Western country though, or even somewhere like Dubai.
    One thing for sure there will be a new "leader" and he will become the new Public Enemy #1, and if and when he is killed, there will be yet another one... ad nauseum.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    Well with Mr Bin Laden now dead from lead poisoning I think we can expect there will be reprisals from the more extreme muslems,
    just had to use the modifier eh...

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    Well with Mr Bin Laden now dead from lead poisoning I think we can expect there will be reprisals from the more extreme muslems, so where should we expect the first American street beheading to be held? Which lovely non bacon eating nation?
    Wherever it is, Ray Carey will be cheering them beheaders on with gusto...

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    Maybe the American's led by General Boonme should act in advance and kill off ten thousand civilians. Eventually, they will foil the beheaders evil plans. Collateral damage goes a long way for Americans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hampsha View Post
    Maybe the American's led by General Boonme should act in advance and kill off ten thousand civilians. Eventually, they will foil the beheaders evil plans. Collateral damage goes a long way for Americans.
    Heh...who was it said the plan should be invade their countrys, kill their leaders and convert the masses to Christianity? Ann Coulter I believe and she's got some worthwhile logic going there...

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    Assuming the minions of the Planet of the Apes are receptive to logic. It's Hardly worth expending the energy on converting musbians into sentients, better to invade them with Tesco, McDonalds and Argos and turn them into chubby, docile, layabouts, as socialists have been doing to the populace in the west.

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    Do I have to be a muzzie to join in this beheading merkins fun?

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    Can we have a behead Boonmee day? Please?

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    After watching AMERICAN NICK BERG’S BEHEADING (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES) I think this thread is in bad taste. Where's a mod when you need one ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by superman
    After watching AMERICAN NICK BERG’S BEHEADING (WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES) I think this thread is in bad taste. Where's a mod when you need one ?
    Interesting. Mod Vs Owner.
    Think this thread will stay.

    Personally. I think watching a man being beheaded is in bad taste. Kinda snuff movieish.

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    ^And let's face it, since when have TD members been known for their good taste?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlyFree View Post
    ^And let's face it, since when have TD members been known for their good taste?
    My thoughts exactly, if every thread in bad taste was deleted it'd be a pretty sparse place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlyFree
    Can we have a behead Boonmee day? Please?
    I will get in line if we can have give Boonmee a swift kick in the patootie day.

    What predictable, tiresome stuff he comes up with.

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    what do you expect, MissK?

    with his history, it would be suprising if he ever was

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlyFree View Post
    Can we have a behead Boonmee day? Please?
    for no other reason than it would likely increase his level of intelligence.

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    could be in for a hundred years of war.
    muslims need to 'know' where their 'book' came from
    but they refuse to allow this to happen
    we're being forced to accept mumbo jumbo.

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