What arse licking phrase makes you squirm?

**peterpan** · 29-04-2011, 04:30 PM

Thai people are so gentle and gracious.

Their cultural values are to be admired.

I also admire the fact that Buddhism prohibits lying, so they never do.

Its their county, and as they have never been colonized, we must respect that.

Bar girls pay respect to the budda before commencing work, to Plead forgiveness for night of debauchery they must endure because they have to work to provide money for their aged parents.

Remuneration for Police is small so they are forced to accept "tips" to provide for their families.

Add yr own.

**billy the kid** · 29-04-2011, 04:45 PM

i'll av some of what yu're smokin.

**Marmite the Dog** · 29-04-2011, 04:50 PM

Originally Posted by billy the kid

i'll av some of what yu're smokin.

Native speakers understand the subtleties of the language.

**Thormaturge** · 29-04-2011, 04:52 PM

Thailand is a democracy.

**Thormaturge** · 29-04-2011, 04:53 PM

Nothing ever bothers Thai people, they just smile and think, "Mai bpen rai".

**daveboy** · 29-04-2011, 04:54 PM

Thats why they pay me the big bucks.

**Marmite the Dog** · 29-04-2011, 04:59 PM

Thailand is a Developing Country.

**pickel** · 29-04-2011, 05:07 PM

Buddha was Thai.

Dan · 29-04-2011, 05:11 PM

Puu-dee angrit.

**Mid** · 29-04-2011, 05:27 PM

Originally Posted by pickel

Buddha was Thai.

Huh

ok now I see what thread we're in ....

**dirtydog** · 29-04-2011, 05:49 PM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Thailand is a Developing Country.

As my street is dirt and has no pavement I think 3rd world is a better desrciption.

Originally Posted by pickel

Buddha was Thai.

He was a Indian.

Originally Posted by Thormaturge

Nothing ever bothers Thai people, they just smile and think, "Mai bpen rai".

Unless they own a bmw etc, then they run you over and then get out and shot any witnesses.

Originally Posted by Thormaturge

Thailand is a democracy

Drugs are illegal in Thailand and in your obvious current condition it is better you stay in amsterdam.

**Marmite the Dog** · 29-04-2011, 05:50 PM

^ Another one with a poor grasp of English.

**Aussie Tigger** · 29-04-2011, 05:50 PM

Peter Pan hate to tell you but Wendy is lying to you.

**peterpan** · 29-04-2011, 06:36 PM

^ wot ? that she wasn't a cashier

**somtamslap** · 29-04-2011, 07:47 PM

As soon as people start lecturing me about how good Thailand is, after they've been here a WHOLE year, I tend to cross them of my list of people to acknowledge whilst chugging down the street on the Wave..which has dwindled to the local bagman, the chap who gave me a free bag of avacados and half a dozen or so cattle.

**Carrabow** · 29-04-2011, 08:06 PM

Originally Posted by somtamslap

As soon as people start lecturing me about how good Thailand is, after they've been here a WHOLE year, I tend to cross them of my list of people to acknowledge whilst chugging down the street on the Wave..which has dwindled to the local bagman, the chap who gave me a free bag of avacados and half a dozen or so cattle.

Somebody gave you free cattle? I need to move where you live

**Spin** · 29-04-2011, 08:31 PM

Originally Posted by peterpan

I also admire the fact that Buddhism prohibits lying, so they never do.

This is so true. Take this e-mail I got this afternoon from one of my staff....

Dear Boss

I would like to inform you that, I just got inform from my mother. I have to pick her up to night at Lopburee Province,it is far from Khon Kaen about 550Kms. This case, it is going to make me not able to come to work by tomorrow. So I would like to ask you a business leave for one day,that will be on Saturday 29 April 2011. I am do sorry to give this information in urgent.

Best Regard,

"Lying Bitch who is out on the piss tonight and will be not showing up for work for the 8th Saturday in the last 12 months"

As for the arse licking phrase? Any e-mail that starts "Dear Boss"

**dirtydog** · 29-04-2011, 08:34 PM

Originally Posted by Carrabow

Somebody gave you free cattle? I need to move where you live

Sex with animals is illegal....

**Carrabow** · 29-04-2011, 08:35 PM

[quote=Spin;1744515]

Originally Posted by peterpan

I also admire the fact that Buddhism prohibits lying, so they never do.

This is so true. Take this e-mail I got this afternoon from one of my staff....

Dear Boss

I would like to inform you that, I just got inform from my mother. I have to pick her up to night at Lopburee Province,it is far from Khon Kaen about 550Kms.

"Lying Bitch who is out on the piss tonight and will be not showing up for work for the 8th Saturday in the last 12 months"

quote]

You let him get away with it. What do you expect

**Norton** · 29-04-2011, 08:39 PM

Originally Posted by Carrabow

him

Originally Posted by Spin

Lying Bitch

Spin has ladyboy in his staff?

**Chairman Mao** · 29-04-2011, 08:56 PM

What arse licking phrase makes you squirm?

Find it's usually the action that gets you all nice and squirmy.

Could care less for phrases.

Probably something like. Ewww mhen mahk loi... haa roi baht chaimai.... gin gadai.

**Butterfly** · 29-04-2011, 10:32 PM

TIT

non-sense,

**Butterfly** · 29-04-2011, 10:34 PM

I don't do bargirls,

I don't like to pay for sex,

fucking ladyboys is gay,

**larvidchr** · 29-04-2011, 10:40 PM

Yeah we know Butters, you take arselicking quite literal, so you don't get the OP

**Butterfly** · 29-04-2011, 10:43 PM

no, my wife is not a bargirl, she comes from a good family

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