Wierdest experience whilst out of it.

[Bung]

Anyone got an interesting tale to tell while being in an "altered state of mind"?

I dropped an acid trip once and had the most bizzare, and a bit frightening, experience ever.

We had walked to a party about 2 klm's up the road and while sipping a beer in someones backyard felt the effects starting to come on.

Now, I'm no stoner but I had tried mushrooms in Bali before this and I know I don't do crowds of strangers well when I'm like this so after mumbling something about a guy's Hawaiin shirt looking like "fields of lasagna" I took off home.

Everything was fine but when I got to the main road there was a small playground, no bigger than a house block. It was then that as clear as day I started to have a conversation with the Devil. I couldn't see him or anything but we were having a very lucid conversation and he was saying how it was my time to come with him! Yes Bung, you have fucked up once too often and now you are mine!

Well, I was having none of that so after telling him to fuck off I set my sights on home. I could see my house from where I was but as soon as I looked down the street the whole road just kind of expanded down into a sort of tunnel and my house was suddenly miles away.

"See?" laughed the Devil

"I told you that you were coming with me!"

Then I got mad, abused him some more and gathering up what little wits I had left and started walking. Something wasn't right and when I looked to my side, even though I was walking I wasn't going anywhere, just stuck on the spot.

By this time the Devil was pissing himself laughing.

That is the last I remember but I did make it home eventually about 5am as it was getting light.

It was only later that I learned I had left the party at about midnight....

Needless to say, that was the last time I tried LSD.

Everyone still calls it the "Fields of Lasagna" party.

[NickA]

Me and my mate climbed up a hill with cows on it and then tried to launch a bottle of cider into space.

I oftrn read Shakespeare and listened to classical music (The planets - Holst) whilst on mushrooms and cried because I was so happy

Had a bad one when I mixed acid and E, great for 10 hours, but then me head got fooked and couldn't sleep....kept thinking I was having a heart attack.

Sat around a camp fire and became certain that another girl there was Count Duckula, a couple of us just kept looking at her and sniggering which must have freaked her out. Spent an hour or more looking at the end og burning cigarettes seeing a whole Tolkien like magical world with dragons and everything.

[stroller]

Being out of it after reading Castaneda, I was convinced a friend and myself were trapped in an inner city labyrinth, leading us back to the same spot again and again walking around.
My mate didn't appreciate it when I pushed him forward to accelerate into a different reality...

Driving a Fiat 600 with 7 people stuffed in on the banks of the Rhine river, I was in charge of the accelerator and the stirring wheel, escaping a very angry local farmer attempting to run us over with his tractor...

Falling off a bridge with my Wrangler jeep when driving my maid home after a party...

Being stopped by some young, inexperienced cop when window-shopping after dark with a bag full of Codeine and some lead-pipes I collected for my art-work. The punk was too stupid to search the bag and got a mouthful for harrassing me.

There is more to come...like the time I asked to use the loo in a police station when there was no public toilet to shoot up in nearby, ...

[slimboyfat]

all i can say is.......

its not big and its not clever

[Bung]

^ Aww come on, tune in and drop out man!

I hope my story would be a lesson to people not to try it. Apparently the stuff in the sixties was much better, who knows what I took?

I have had much more interesting stories while being drunk but that usually included broken body parts.

[Rigger]

all i can say is....... its not big and its not clever

No but some of it is funny

[mrsquirrel]

Swallowed an 1/8th of hash at a party and ate some hash cakes with my gf at the time. Whilst walking home we both saw an old lady crouched down that looked like she was having problems so we went over to find a flowerpot sitting there.

I then turned the corner and had no idea where I was other than the wrong place in the wrong town and possibly the wrong country. Somehow was guided home by the gf where I lay in her mum and dad's bed (they weren't there) listening to car alarms going off and people running through the house.
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Went to a club one night and was convinced the door men had clocked me with a bag of E. So I swalloed them all 5 of them on top of the two I had double dropped an hour before. Spent the whole night in the mens toilets being a replacement for the cubicle door that was missing so women could sneak in and pee in a clean loo.


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Same club as the last incident (Scotland Yard) I took a fairly health mix of 2-CB and MDMA. Had a wicked night dancing and raving it up. My mates sat down beside me and asked if I needed to go home. No I told them I was grand and having and ace time. They told me I had been sat there all night looking straight ahead.

I was sure I had been up raving.


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Climbed up the outside of an old church on the way home one morning in the middle of the park. Full of shrooms and E. Climbed out the old window and onto the old window ledge a meter below. Then realised that I couldn't get back in and the only way was down.

So my mates suggested I jumped into the long grass below which looked fairly safe. It was a fucking patch of nettles and it was also another meter deep as well. Fucked my ankle up doing that.


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Tried to throw a local MC over the Free Trade Inn in newcastles wall after being on a coke and E binge for three days. Was jumped on by his mate who told me to go home. Next day the MC called me up and asked if I remembered what I had done.

The wall was about 30 foot from the road below. Lucky me.


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At a an after party my mates gave me a cup of shroom tea. A mild one they said only a 50 shroom cup. It was only a fucking 50 shroom cup except the stupid ****s put 50 shrooms for each person into the pot 50 * 10 = 500

It came on rather strong. I wasn't quite sure what was going on other than hearing the rather laboured breathing of a boy called Daryl sitting behind me. I decided he was being a **** and having a heart attack and turned around and started giving him loads of abuse about being a selfish bastard and having a heart attack at the party. Told him to do it fucking quietly.

The gf took me home at that point only to have me bail on the taxi driver since he had obviously driven me all the way to London and I wasn't going to pay the fair.

Same friend same house met some new people one night there. The party had got to busy so they invited me back to theirs.

I chonged a few to many skunk and pollen bongs (my own fuckign gear as well) and had to climb into their cast iron bath to escape. They were really cool about it and brought me cups of tea and hung out in the bathroom with me.

The gf eventaully tracked me down and was ashamed yet again by my behaviour.


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[mrsquirrel]

I also once got lost inside the ringing in my ears after a club.

It was green and I was going to be trapped there forever unless I found a way out.

Ended up banging my head against the bedroom wall to shake me out of it.

I was too scared to go back too sleep after that.

[cali kid]

So I had this 38 caliber police special that I really didnt want. Asked a friend if I could get a sheet of acid (lsd) for it, he said probably and so I did. I sold a lot of it but ate most. One day my beautiful friend Heather my asian buddy Vince and I decided to drop a couple, two hours later we were going pretty good when my dad walks in the door and says, "son, it's time for your doctors appointment" I said " WHAT!!... I dont have a doctors appointment today, he said "yes you do, I told you about it last week"(he never told, I would have remembered something like that). Anyway we got in the car and I just started saying " I cant go to the doctor now, I cant go to the doctor now". So my dad asked "why not? whats up?" I said " dad I am on acid right now". He just started laughing his ass off, he thought it was the funniest thing in the world. i must admit it took some pressure off of me but on our way we were. I was visiting because of stomach problems I was having. the doctors face was very strange to say the least... All is nothing up to this point. As we were discussing my symptoms the said" I WANT TO DO A RECTALL EXAM!!!!!!!" my jaw dropped, what could I do here I am peeking on 2 hits and i have a doctor saying he's going to stick his fingers up my ass. Yes the experience of that was strange enough, but I wont go into details.

More to come as i have several ......

[cali kid]

Next time will be the story of the fat one, the pretty one and the one with the adams apple.

[mad_dog]

I shit serious amounts of blood after a week long 24/7 strong white cider binge... Remember kids there is a low after the high!!

[daveboy]

The Muppet show album high on acid with me mate Tom we almost died of laughter.

[meepho]

i hadn't taken any thing up until i was about 22, a couple of mates came round and were smoling pot, then the usual do you want some to which i replied go on then.

now this stuff i can remember was called red lebonese, apparently strong,
anyway after a smoke i felt my tongue dissapearing down my throat.

i told the lads and of coarse they laughed, then i thought it was a conspiracy to kill me and kicked them out with a fair bit of intent.

i stayed awake all night making sure my tongue stayed where it was meant to be.

needless to say when we went for a drink a couple of days later i was the nights entertainment.

never touched any thing ever again.

[Torbek]

After drinking through the afternoon, started smoking some Mullumbimby Gold in the early evening at an ex-girlfriends engagement party when I was about 20. My friend warned me it was a bit stronger than our usual shit...and it was. Wandering around absolutely wasted, the ex wants a root for old-time sake in her bedroom while her extended family and fiance were downstairs, I just knew I had to get home.

Driving my mothers's Ford Escort up side streets to avoid breathalysers, I came up behind a police car on routine patrol.

Thinking to suddenly turn off would look strange, I then followed him closely for God knows how long as he continued his patrols. No idea why they never pulled me over.

Next I know, it's 8-00 in the morning and I'm in bed, seemingly intact.

I get up and after saying "Morning" to my mother, she replies "Oh you can speak now. Much better than last night. All you could do was mutter about driving the car through the back of the garage."

Shitting myself, I race outside to see the car parked perfectly. I say to mum "Sorry, bit of a late night."

"Yes" she says "You were home by 7-30".

Made myself scarce and swore off anything from the Mullumbimby area...