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    Whoring clobber.

    What does the classic "sex pat" look consist of? What do you wear when you go whoring?


    The classic timeless look:
    conterfeit white pull up socks


    Men's strap sandals:



    I'm young and hip C+A or Marks and Spencer combat shorts:



    Devil-may-care-attitude t-shirt:




    *A demented yaba whore from Kalasin is the ultimate fashion accessory to compliment this classic look.
    They champion falsehood, support the butcher against the victim, the oppressor against the innocent child. May God mete them the punishment they deserve

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    you forgot the fanny pack!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb View Post
    you forgot the fanny pack!

    And the belly to hang over it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb View Post
    you forgot the fanny pack!
    DD has strange obsession with fanny packs. He never leaves home without one.

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    my missus bought me some of these due to I kept coming home with only one thong on but never had the white socks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rigger View Post
    my missus bought me some of these due to I kept coming home with only one thong on but never had the white socks
    must admit there was more than one occasion that i wandered/staggered home with only one thong (usually in my pocket or somethuing.....

    but i never put a white sock on my fella...

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    ^^^^Is that what a teacher wears?

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    Fuck me MD, your threads are becoming tired (hey look who's talking). Life boring out there by the big chedi?

    I'm currently in Gullivers soi 5 and there is every sort of agegroup whoiremonger and outfit in here, no generality whatsoever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smeg View Post
    Fuck me MD, your threads are becoming tired (hey look who's talking). Life boring out there by the big chedi?

    I'm currently in Gullivers soi 5 and there is every sort of agegroup whoiremonger and outfit in here, no generality whatsoever.
    You've come back again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smeg View Post
    I'm currently in Gullivers soi 5 and there is every sort of agegroup whoiremonger and outfit in here, no generality whatsoever.
    Butterfly, we need to find a new drinking establishment!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smeg View Post
    Fuck me MD, your threads are becoming tired (hey look who's talking). Life boring out there by the big chedi?

    I'm currently in Gullivers soi 5 and there is every sort of agegroup whoiremonger and outfit in here, no generality whatsoever.
    Smeggy you really, really, really, back in da bigsmoke? or jez givin these poor Td w4nkers here a remote controlled knobjob.. anyway stick around, we've sorta lost ole goatfucker of Macha + cuz, so stick around, yer fun

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    Quote Originally Posted by in4zip View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Smeg View Post
    Fuck me MD, your threads are becoming tired (hey look who's talking). Life boring out there by the big chedi?

    I'm currently in Gullivers soi 5 and there is every sort of agegroup whoiremonger and outfit in here, no generality whatsoever.
    Smeggy you really, really, really, back in da bigsmoke? or jez givin these poor Td w4nkers here a remote controlled knobjob.. anyway stick around, we've sorta lost ole goatfucker of Macha + cuz, so stick around, yer fun
    I agree - Smeg is the best poster on this forum

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smeg
    I'm currently in Gullivers soi 5
    :bomb dropped:

    Count down 3 2 1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butterfly View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Smeg
    I'm currently in Gullivers soi 5
    :bomb dropped:

    Count down 3 2 1
    you've lost me mate, but normally when i go 2 a bar i dont bother with da internet....

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    Smeg so that WAS you I saw with the laptop sitting there...

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    Based on the older "gentleman" at the Charoen in Udon on my last visit....

    Floppy or straw hat
    Mesh or photographers vest over tee shirt
    Requisite white socks and sandals
    Udonmap.com sponsored city map in back pocket folded to "red square" section
    Bandanna for wiping sweat pouring down face
    A sweetie on each arm as he strolled through the lobby
    Daggered looks shot at us (falang couple) on the elevator

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    do they have WiFi at Gulliver ?

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    The place is full of sad ****s, and a few men, and my drinking bud has been a sad cnut and taken a girl home, hence its the net until 10pm

    DJ Pat do you have dyed blondish hair and wear big sunglasses? Some luuk krung looking like that bumped into me on the BTS a few days ago and grunted in a DJ Pat style "its your fucking fault regardless of the circumstances" manner

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smeg View Post
    The place is full of sad ****s, and a few men, and my drinking bud has been a sad cnut and taken a girl home, hence its the net until 10pm
    couldnt possibly strike up a convo with a stranger then could ya?

    maybe your a sad cnut too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smeg View Post

    DJ Pat do you have dyed blondish hair and wear big sunglasses? Some luuk krung looking like that bumped into me on the BTS a few days ago and grunted in a DJ Pat style "its your fucking fault regardless of the circumstances" manner
    No that sure wasn't me . If I was you Smeg, I'd have bitch slapped that mofo in front of the entire crowd of passengers.

    I hate them flash fucks.

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    I find I get the best response if I arrive in a chaffeur-driven Mercedes wearing a black Zegna suit, Armani tie, crisp white shirt, gold Raybans and black leather loafers, carrying a real-leather briefcase which I keep locked (so they don't know it's empty). Carrying a roll of cash in a condom in your pocket also helps

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruce View Post
    I find I get the best response if I arrive in a chaffeur-driven Mercedes wearing a black Zegna suit, Armani tie, crisp white shirt, gold Raybans and black leather loafers, carrying a real-leather briefcase which I keep locked (so they don't know it's empty). Carrying a roll of cash in a condom in your pocket also helps
    I like your taste Ermenegildo Z suit my fave
    ties well I'm more for Dolce e Cabana ties nowdays,
    Giorgio been gone for a while now, got offed in Miami a few yrs back as you well know and his stuff ain't been the same since

    what brand of black leather loafers?
    I'm partial to Prada or Robe di Kappa, you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smeg View Post
    The place is full of sad ****s
    don't be too hard on yourself Smeg, we understand that even Bournemouth was not enough for you

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    Come and have a look and see if you'd want to talk to these people

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