Teak door - a strong erection...

[Bettyboo]

... I never realised this until today. I know, my Thai is crap, and I'm a slow learner...

[Moonraker]

Is that what it means, I didn't know that either.

Something new, every day.

[Bettyboo]

Many (most?) members have better Thai than mine, so they can expand, but my very basic understanding is: teak is teak (as in wood as in a woody), door is slang for a dick.

[robuzo]

My girlfriend claims she's never heard that expression, but then she would, wouldn't she?

[The Cat]

You must have heard the phrase 'Careful young lady, if come any closer you'll give me a "Teak Door"'

[Bettyboo]

I think it's a Tinglish blend rather than an established noun phrase... but, I've spoken to half a dozen Thais this morning (all have strong English) and they knew straight away...

'Careful young lady, If come any closer you'll give me a "Teak Door"

I hadn't, and that'd be metaphoric/creative use of English, but makes perfect sense.

[Moonraker]

Is that a teak door in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me.

[Bettyboo]

Now, my Thai firends are asking if I'm posting on a gay web board 'teak door", and they're all laughing at me...

[Moonraker]

Ha ha

Battyboyboo

[Bettyboo]

^ yeah, just like that...

[kmart]

"Chinese Algebra" would be a better name for the forum.

[LooseBowels]

Now, my Thai firends are asking if I'm posting on a gay web board 'teak door", and they're all laughing at me...

But you are gay arn't you Betty?
Rogered a few in your time.

[chitown]

Pradoo maisak

[sunsetter]

^ star wars character that ive missed?

[Bettyboo]

ThreadDatePosted ByCommentTeak door - a strong...18-01-2011 02:10 PMRiggerThis thread is even more boring than your normal boring shit, sad little old man

[nidhogg]

teak is teak (as in wood as in a woody), door is slang for a dick.

I'll try: Bettyboo as in betty, a big farkng girl, Boo as in boob. Bettyboo: a real tit.

[DrAndy]

ThreadDatePosted ByCommentTeak door - a strong...18-01-2011 02:10 PMRiggerThis thread is even more boring than your normal boring shit, sad little old man

Rigger is spot on

[DrAndy]

tyboo as in betty, a big farkng girl, Boo as in boob. Bettyboo: a real tit.

and Nidhogg has the right result although a little ponderous

[Bettyboo]

^ If you don't like the thread, you don't have to read it or comment - the comments you've made reflect more upon yourslef than the thread...

[DrAndy]

^ If you don't like the thread, you don't have to read it or comment - the comments you've made reflect more upon yourslef than the thread...

If I don't read the thread, how can I know I don't like it?

as for the comments, I was merely agreeing with a couple of other members, you are a twat

thanks for the red and the stupid remark too

Teak door - a strong...19-01-2011 08:26 AMBettybooWhy do you feel the need to make so many people dislike you?


more fun?

[Bettyboo]

^ an honest remark shared by many posters.

Reading through the board, the vast majority of your posts are childish insults that don't even comment on the thread subject. You're a waste of space and a very insecure individual...

[DrAndy]

an honest remark shared by many posters.

more fun is always wanted, by many posters, true

Reading through the board, the vast majority of your posts are childish insults that don't even comment on the thread subject. You're a waste of space and a very insecure individual...

nonsense

provide links and proper statistical evidence to back your nonsense up, otherwise stop making stupid remarks. If all you do is read MKP and the Lounge then try expanding your pathetic horizons

in fact, the majority of your posts are either homosexually inclined or rather vulgar, besides spurious insults

[Begbie]

^ an honest remark shared by many posters.

Reading through the board, the vast majority of your posts are childish insults that don't even comment on the thread subject. You're a waste of space and a very insecure individual...

That's a tad unfair Betty. The Doc appears to be going through a difficult period in his life, most likely a messy divorce. He needs our support in the best Teakdoor tradition.

[DrAndy]

The Doc appears to be going through a difficult period in his life, most likely having to read crap posts from me

I do try to skip them but they are so sticky

[Begbie]

^Like the pages of the magazines you peruse.