Thread: Siam Park, Tenerife

I'll be spending a couple of days in this place during my approaching two-week break. It looks like a lot of fun, and far better than Thailand's Siam Park. Will take lots of photos and let you know.Siam Park Tenerife, The water kingdom!

Originally Posted by ninja

. It looks like a lot of fun, and far better than Thailand's Siam Park.

Well, you'd hope it is a LOT of fun for 30 f*[at]!ing Euro!

This looks worth 30 Euros to me
if it has surfing as shown here

Looks nice on the site.

Doesn't look like they have enough cheap Thai girls to shag though.
So not authentic, really.

Whatever floats your boat. They don't mention Thais though
Secret Tenerife: Finding a lady of negotiable affections in Tenerife

poor Smeg, desperate to be in Siam, one way or another

at least the weather will be better than the UK

unless of course he is talking the usual nonsense and just making it up

That surfing looks fun!
I'd like to try a para wind tunnel.

So beautiful to see the poor, poor Europeans creating such a park based on the beautiful Kingdom.

Three cheers for Thailand!

Thais can be proud of the poor European's jealousy, and having to create such a place because they don't live in one.

Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

So beautiful to see the poor, poor Europeans creating such a park based on the beautiful Kingdom.

Lately I have met a number of Brits who formerly spent their vacations in Tenerife and Spain but now have decided on Thailand as their preferred destination.

The operators there probably have adopted the policy.........if you can't beat em, join em.

It looks great, right? I think it's a fitting tribute by Europe to a country that bases 95% of its infrastructure and material usage (clothing, concrete buildings, roads, transport, electrical items etc) on European inventions and designs. Plus as it looks far better than anything of its type in Thailand, and as the climate there is more pleasant than in Thailand (if similarly a little too hot for most of the year), it should be a fabulous experience.

Temperatures less then 20 degrees celcius in December and colder in January Smegma.

Best you take your woolies with you and don't forget your hat, slip, slop, slap.

Dunno where you do your research, but I suggest you try again
Tenerife Weather Forecast, Climate, When to Go: Weather in Tenerife, Canary Islands, Spain

The months of December and January have average daytime temperatures of around 21°C / 70°F, although night times can often feel much cooler.

Spring is a particularly popular time of the year to visit Tenerife, when temperatures rise slightly from February and March onwards, averaging around 22°C / 72°F. By April and May, average daytime temperatures hover around 24°C / 75°F, with endless sunny weather and an enormous variety of micro-climates around the island.

Although the temperatures are high during the summer weather, peaking in July and August at around 30°C / 86°F, the dry climate is pleasant and not uncomfortably hot.

Tenerife's autumn weather and climate is particularly pleasant and only slightly different than the summer months. Autumn temperatures average around 27°C / 81°F in late September / early October, falling to 22°C / 72°F by late November.

From here Smegma.

Tenerife Weather and Tenerife Temperatures.

January

18.4

61

7.7

6.1

February

18.2

65

18.3

6.6

March

18.6

62

14.2

6.8

April

19.2

63

6.5

6.5

May

20.2

64

2.0

7.5

June

22.0

67

0.0

7.6

July

24.0

64

0.2

8.4

August

24.8

63

0.0

8.0

September

24.8

65

1.3

6.2

October

23.6

64

12.2

6.5

November

21.5

65

46.00

5.9

December

19.5

64

17.3

6.2

^ That data is average 24 hours temperatures. My data is average daytime temperatures, and as normal people don't go to water parks at night, I'll stick with my data thanks.

Well go and freeze to death then.

I'm just trying to offer a friendly warning.