Thread: The best quotes ever

One voice in the wilderness does not make what that voice says wrong

You can take the girl out of the bar, but you can't take the bar out of the girl

the apple never falls far from the tree.

I never said that you had no right to have an opinion. I just said that it was, in fact, worth nothing.
-Maineman

The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd. Indeed in view of the silliness of the majority of mankind, a widespread belief is more likely to be foolish than sensible.
-Bertrand Russell

The keenest sorrow is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities. — Sophocles

~ "This president is a malignant, incompetent, asshole of a failure." -- Glenn Beck

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Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do.
Benjamin Franklin

“One German organic farm has killed twice as many people as the Fukushima nuclear disaster and the Gulf Oil spill combined.” -- anon

Originally Posted by nidhogg

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Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do.
Benjamin Franklin

"No shit?"
Socrates c. 469 BC–399 BC

Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them.

Lou Holtz

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

Dr. Seuss

Take it easy... B4 EZ takes U. - DFL.

A few on sex. Quotations are, of course the opinions of the authors!

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. ~P.J. O'Rourke

A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. ~Karl Kraus

Tell him I've been too fucking busy - or vice versa. ~Dorothy Parker

Men get laid, but women get screwed. ~Quentin Crisp

Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love. ~Butch Hancock

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. ~Woody Allen

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best. ~Woody Allen

There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats. ~Elton John

Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. ~George Burns

“We are currently doing everything we can to bomb, strafe and use missiles to carry the rebels into power in Libya. We want them to win. We just don’t know who they are.”
Hillary Rodham Clinton.

An apple a day keeps Doc away but a banana a day makes me all happy, winded & wanting as any gay guy would feel - anonymous Dutch Gay & member of COC, Holland.

As I grow older and older
And totter toward the tomb
I find that I care less and less
Who goes to bed with whom
Dorothy Sayers

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly.
-Hank Williams

You can avoid reality but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality.” — Ayn Rand

Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

You can avoid reality but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality.” — Ayn Rand

wow, good one.

Played strong,done fine.

Jack Gibson

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they get up in the morning, that's the best they are going to feel all day."

Originally Posted by ysdfgvuia

Do not , for one repulse , give up the purpose that you resolved to effect .(William Shakespeare , British dramatist)

Originally Posted by ysdfgvuia

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I did never know so full a voice issue from so empty a heart: but the saying is true 'The empty vessel makes the greatest sound'.

William Shakespeare

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