Aybody know any any good Rugby songs?

[rawlins]

The sexual life of a camel
Is stranger than anyone thinks
At the height of the mating season
It tries to bugger the Sphinx

But the Sphinx's posterior sphinctor
Is all clogged with the sands of the Nile
Which accounts for the hump on the camel
And the Sphinxs incscrutable smile

recent extensive reseacrches,
by Dawrin and Huxley and Hall,
have recently proved that the Hedgehog
has never been buggered at all

In the process of syphillisation
From Anthropiod Ape down to Man
It's generaly held that the navy
has buggered whatrever it can

[can123]

Rugby Songs

[The Fresh Prince]

(First person starts)
I've got a dog his name is Brian,
When he shits he can't stop cryin,

(chorus, whole bus joins in)
Shit all around the room,
Shit all around the room,
Shit on the ceiling, shit on the floor,
Shit on the window, shit on the door,
Shit all around the room,
Shit all around the room,

(next person, probably brian or who ever else got picked on in the first verse)
I've got a dog his name is danny,
when he shits it smells like fanny's
Shit all around the room,
Shit all around the room,

(Chorus)
Shit on the ceiling, shit on the floor,
Shit on the window, shit on the door,
Shit all around the room,
Shit all around the room,

(and so on until you've ripped on everyone in the bus)

[kingwilly]

noice.

[The Fresh Prince]

I've got a dog his name is Willy,
His shit comes out gay and frilly,
Shit all around the room,
Shit all around the room,

Shit on the ceiling, shit on the floor,
Shit on the window, shit on the door,
Shit all around the room,
Shit all around the room!

[Bobcock]

S&M Man

Sunshine Mountain

[kingwilly]

I've got a dog his name is Willy,
His shit comes out gay and frilly,
Shit all around the room,
Shit all around the room,

Shit on the ceiling, shit on the floor,
Shit on the window, shit on the door,
Shit all around the room,
Shit all around the room!

you is lucky I know you is talking about King WIlly, and not me!