I was out today with this fervent Aussie cvnt, that has the Southern Cross Stars tatooed down his forearm and we both love Australia like no tomorrow.

We met at the Outback Bar on the Darkside of Pattaya at 11.00pm, which is normally to early to crack open a beer but we did.

The reason for the meeting was to watch what is one of the greatest Aussie Annual sporting events and that was the AFL Grand Final which is a mixture of Gaelic Rules and street wise ruff and tumble, kicking the shit out of a ball (and everyone around that ball) in front of 100,000 sport starved deviates.

Anyway I said to Nedwalk, before the kick-off.....you watch these over paid cvnts.....when they play the Aussie National Anthem..........they will not join in even knowing that the nation is watching them.

Sure enough, there was about 2 fookers out of 10 singing along but I was over the moon to see the Collingwood Blacky, who I have adjudged the best player on the ground today, belting out Advance Australia Fair whilst all the other fucvker white cunts (on both sides) standing there like fucvking zombies.

All you over paid Australian atheletes the lot of you fookers, let the Kiwis, Poms, Taffys and particularly the Zeppos make you look like No-Shows when it comes to putting your hand across your heart and loving your country and I am truly ashamed that you cannot find the air or passion to sing your national anthem when the whole fucking nation has tuned in.

Fook em, and thats the main problem we have in Australia at the moment. No passion................No heart to represent our great nation unless there is a huge pay-out at the end of it.

Shame you fookers...............shame.

By the way.............Nedwalks pissed.............Collingwood trounced the Saints and to the Black guy, your the man mate and one day I hope I can buy you a beer.