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    Tips for living on the cheap!

    - Don't ever pay for pr0nography/ bar grils or adult entertainment of any kind

    - It's hard to spend money if you never leave the apartment, condo and/or house

    - Grow your own drugs, then sell some

    - Brew you own alchoholic beverages, then sell some

    - Theft is easiest when you're doing it where nobody would dare look, so you need never buy toilet tissue again

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    Go to jail Roxy and live at the governments expense.

    Sorted.

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    Memock going to jail is a tad harsh way to live on the cheap yes!
    And going to jail in one these third world cvntries such as the LoS, is really bad advice!

    On line Porn is free so ok on that one http://www.pornotube.com/

    I rarely go out so I's ok here too

    I dont do drugs and never was much into gardening or farming, anything that make you sweat is uncouth, so let's scratch this one

    used to do some pretty wicked lao kao mixes adding fruit to the shit but I'd let a mate guzzle the brew. Now his liver is fucked

    I use the bumgun, hence no need to ripoff tp


    I started living on the cheap just by cleaning up my act, stopped smocking and that knocked about 3,000 baht off monthly expenditures; started having more freefucking live-in g/fs (pays to check firsts if they's low maintanance though...) rather than the hit&run hoes...

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    Quote Originally Posted by in4zip
    stopped smocking
    Yeah?

    Never mind, you can take up knitting!

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    thought it looked funny
    smocking and smoking gave up the later, knitting well ...when ya gonna teach me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeMock View Post
    Go to jail Roxy and live at the governments expense.
    Would you recommend a Thai jail then? They don't sound awfully appealing to me, I think I'd rather be an English language teacher, given the choice.

    Polls have shown that 96% of prisoners in Thailand have taken part in anal intercourse, whether intentionally or unintentionally. HIV is rampant amongst prisons; if you end up in Thai jail you will most likely receive the virus. There are horror stories of foreigners who are jailed temporarily, for overstaying their visa, waiting to be extradited. Then get raped, get HIV etc. Source: the Internet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roxy
    whether intentionally or unintentionally
    should'nt that be "or forcabley", "unintentionally" sort of implies is was accidental...I'm not no teacher nor nothing though so don't really know.

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    Buying on credit and borrowing money is an efficient way to get by without too much effort.

    Blackmailing or cheating fellow addicts is easier than producing your own drugs.

    Stick to major cities and tourist centre, in small places word gets round fast...

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    i just send out lots of emails a month to various lonely guys in england and get them to send me money......

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb View Post
    i just send out lots of emails a month to various lonely guys in england and get them to send me money......
    Damn! You're not 'Lovely Lek' are you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dougal View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb View Post
    i just send out lots of emails a month to various lonely guys in england and get them to send me money......
    Damn! You're not 'Lovely Lek' are you?
    Argh, you've blown my cover. Now I have to settle for 'Naughty Noi' or 'Sensual Somsak' (we aim to please).

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