Never has there been a more stirring tribute to boys. Little boys and their little toys. Rolf finally admits it's a tribute to homosexuality down under. Some gems:

"gaily they played each summer's day"

"do you think I would leave you crying when there's room on my 'horse' for two"

"up goes a shout, a 'horse' dashes out"

"gallops away to where Joe lays"

"they say Joe was all a tremble perhaps it's the battle's jizz"

"climb up here, I can go just as fast with two"