Great inventions.

[withnallstoke]

Sellotape/stickytape.
A remarkably versatile intention invention. Invented as a cure to prevent vertical becoming horizontal, this invention recieves a mark of 1 out of 10. All three of our investigative journalists almost died of sellotape withdrawal symptoms before opening their bank accounts.

Hoover/Vacuum cleaners.
Despite numerous attempts by the company to market this particular device as a "multiple orgasm deliverer to all three sexes", the latest latex attachment failed to deliver. Both of our remaining reporters are "stable", but still remain outside of the horses enclosure.

Adam and Eve.
Well i wouldn't. Would you?

[Loy Toy]

My personal favourite is the good old wheel.

Simplicity is always the best.

[Moonraker]

Footballs are quite good.

Could you imagine the world cup without one?

[Davis Knowlton]

Thermos bottle. Keeps hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold. How do it do that?

[withnallstoke]

Footballs are quite good. Could you imagine the world cup without one?

The football is a distraction. Whilst the focus is upon the football, the opportunity to "nip in and nail" Johnny Foreigner with all studs showing should not be overlooked.

[the dogcatcher]

Explosives.
Fun for all the family.

[withnallstoke]

Explosives. Fun for all the family.

Explosives can damage others too. Whilst endless seconds of family fun can be obtained whilst watching Suicide Stan (I'm a solitary man) relieving himself of the responsibilities of being nine years old, explosives were voted at the bottom of the list by our remaining reporter.

[Moonraker]

Anything that keeps beer cool is by far the greatest invention that mankind ever has and ever will see. Second only to beer itself that is. FACT!!

[somtamslap]

Footballs are quite good. Could you imagine the world cup without one?

I can..what with the reception I had on channel 3 last night..the whole fucking South Africa game was ball-less..

[the dogcatcher]

Explosives. Fun for all the family.

Explosives can damage others too. Whilst endless seconds of family fun can be obtained whilst watching Suicide Stan (I'm a solitary man) relieving himself of the responsibilities of being nine years old, explosives were voted at the bottom of the list by our remaining reporter.

If he could vote for them he didn't test them properly.

[Moonraker]

Footballs are quite good. Could you imagine the world cup without one?

I can..what with the reception I had on channel 3 last night..the whole fucking South Africa game was ball-less..

I had a great reception.

Just thought that you might like to know that.

[somtamslap]

^ Thanks..much appreciated..no, really..

If it's the same for the England game I just may introduce my fourteen pound sledge hammer to my televison..

[misskit]

Skype. It took phone sex to a whole new level.

[November Rain]

Sliced bread

[jizzybloke]

TITS!

[slackula]

Electric guitars.

[withnallstoke]

Sliced bread

TITS!

Electric guitars.

A musical breast sandwich.

[ItsRobsLife]

MDMA

[Moonraker]

MDMA

Your pose a good argument sir.

[withnallstoke]

MDMA

Your pose a good argument sir.

The 5 reporters are far to busy explaining their love for mankind in general, and everybody in particular, to be able to give an accurate statement. The unofficial inaccurate stance is that Emdeemay has sneaked into the top ten inventions, by virtue of the fact that nobody could be arsed.

[Dreadlord]

hand lotion...best...invention...eva !

[oldgit]

Stops a wet sack!

[Bogon]

^Man. The splash on entry must be tremendous from such a height, but worth it.

[withnallstoke]

Underwater cameras with fisheye lens. Last.

[Attilla the Hen]

^Man. The splash on entry must be tremendous from such a height, but worth it.

We call that "Neptunes Kiss".