do you enjoy getting a massage?

**slimboyfat** · 27-09-2006, 01:56 PM

for me its ok i guess.

in fact really its just a means to the 'special' at the end of it.

am i missing something?

**DrAndy** · 27-09-2006, 02:33 PM

massage is wonderful

in CM we have an ancient woman come around and give us a massage

feel great afterwards....no special needed thanks

**Marmite the Dog** · 27-09-2006, 02:43 PM

Love 'em.

Forget the 'Happy ending' though, they can't wank for toffee.

**kingwilly** · 27-09-2006, 02:47 PM

i agree Dr - i love massage for its own sake.

but i do prefer a pretty girl doing it rather than an old crone...

**BillyZ** · 27-09-2006, 03:33 PM

Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

i agree Dr - i love massage for its own sake.

but i do prefer a pretty girl doing it rather than an old crone...

I have to say, the old, grumpy looking ladies give the best massages, for sure. If I'm going for a regular massage, then that's who I look for. They put a hurtin' on ya and really make you feel good after two hours.

And for a little extra, don't you think a 40 old lady knows how to give a good handjob? Oh yeah! (...as long as she's not 41 like me...)

My wife and I went to Samui 2 years ago for our 5th anniversary and decided to try one of the many Spa Resorts there. After 4 hours and 6,000 baht (for the two of us), I've gotta say, I didn't feel any better walking out of there than I did going in.

Oh, it was nice being pampered and all, especially by two lovely ladies and especially when one was working that mud on my wife's breasts!! But 2 hours for 300 baht, a Thai massage is much better. And for another 500 baht, you get that little bit extra!

**friscofrankie** · 27-09-2006, 03:05 PM

There's massages then there's massages.
For a real good massage i like woman about 100 kilos with hands like hams and biceps like arnie. two hours is about right the first 30 minutes, or so, is pure pain the rest heaven. No "happy ending" needed or desired.
Now them other, soapy kinda masages this calls for a more discerning selection of massuese, something in the 45 kilo range with a "great personality"

**Whiteshiva** · 27-09-2006, 03:27 PM

Originally Posted by friscofrankie

Now them other, soapy kinda masages this calls for a more discerning selection of massuese, something in the 45 kilo range with a "great personality"

More like "Something in the 45 kg range with a pair of great personalities", I think?

**slimboyfat** · 27-09-2006, 03:43 PM

here in singapore the going rate for a 'traditional chinese' massage place is

45 mins massage $30 (720 baht)

specials

handjob $50 (1200 baht)

blowjob $80 (1920 baht)

full sex $100 (2400 baht)

and for a 'health centre' with sauna, steambath etc the special services prices are about the same but the massage would be around $45. but that massage is only a 10 minute piano playing session before the girl starts paying special attention to your privates.

**Butch** · 27-09-2006, 03:46 PM

It's one of the main things I miss about Thailand...

**mrsquirrel** · 27-09-2006, 08:53 PM

Despise them, don't like strangers touching me like that.

**buadhai** · 27-09-2006, 08:55 PM

I used to like them, but now that I'm pinching pennies I look at everything in terms of cans of Chang. A one hour massage costs up to 200 baht. That's ten cans of Chang. Tens cans of Chang last longer than one hour. I'd rather have the Chang.

**Goddess of Whatever** · 27-09-2006, 09:31 PM

I love it!!! Last Saturday, I had one in the afternoon and another one at night ewwwww.. lovely!

**DrAndy** · 27-09-2006, 09:38 PM

did you get a nice rub at the end though GOW?

**Marmite the Dog** · 27-09-2006, 09:47 PM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

did you get a nice rub at the end though GOW?

I asked her that as well. I got scowled at, so I guess the answer was 'no'.

**DrAndy** · 27-09-2006, 09:53 PM

or maybe yes

**Goddess of Whatever** · 27-09-2006, 09:53 PM

For the first one, the old lady did well and second one was a lot better hmm.. not sure if it's because she's Katoey.

So I don't think both old laday and a katoey wanted to rub me.

**bbigman21** · 28-09-2006, 02:34 AM

Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever

For the first one, the old lady did well and second one was a lot better hmm.. not sure if it's because she's Katoey.

So I don't think both old laday and a katoey wanted to rub me.

Hmm not sure if I have seen a piccy of you but if I did I may offer

**Goddess of Whatever** · 28-09-2006, 09:00 PM

Originally Posted by bbigman21

Originally Posted by Goddess of Whatever

For the first one, the old lady did well and second one was a lot better hmm.. not sure if it's because she's Katoey.

So I don't think both old laday and a katoey wanted to rub me.

Hmm not sure if I have seen a piccy of you but if I did I may offer

As long as Marmite says OK then why not?

**britmaveric** · 27-09-2006, 11:25 PM

Massages are lovely - mind you don't want an oil massage nor a happy ending. Love their persistence though!!

**LesBonsTemps** · 28-09-2006, 12:57 AM

My step-daughter, half-Thai, is a Licensed Massage Therapist here in the U.S. I keep telling her she needs to go with us next trip to Thailand and spend two concentrated weeks getting the traditional Thai massage certification.

You can imagine what a 25-year-old Asian American woman runs into trying to do legitimate physiotherapy massage...but actually, she's only had two men in the past year insinuate anything else.

**Bung** · 28-09-2006, 01:12 AM

The idea of one always appeals but then I usually notice something on the History channel that I want to watch and regret starting it.

**kingwilly** · 28-09-2006, 10:53 AM

Originally Posted by Bung

The idea of one always appeals but then I usually notice something on the History channel that I want to watch and regret starting it.

Thats no problem, order in and you can do both!

Bliss.

**bbigman21** · 28-09-2006, 02:29 AM

I like them both special and just regular. But in both cases they have to be good or they are not enjoyable. I went to this one woman and she literally bruised me. I could understand what she was saying. she kept saying since I was so big that she was not sure she was strong enough. In the meantime she could not understand my thai

Imagine that I have been told by some that I sound like a baby!!! and I guess my spelling is worse

**Storekeeper** · 28-09-2006, 06:08 AM

Always enjoy a good massage followed by having my pancake flipped.

**RandomChances** · 28-09-2006, 09:21 AM

I really enjoy a good massage, we have a local woman that has moved back here after working in some Spa somewhere, best massage I've ever had, 100 bhat an hour, she's making good money up here and is usually booked for about 6-8 hours a day....beats cutting sugar cain

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