Thread: Message to Friscofrankie

Oh sinner, come to Jesus! Backslider, come to Jesus! You that are on drugs or
alcohol, you that use tobacco in any form: you can be set free by the mighty
power that's in the name of Jesus. Lift your hand and mean this prayer, and God
will hear. You'll be saved right there where you are. Untold multitudes have been
saved this very way.

Ernest Angley Ministries

Have to say, the dude was up my house yesterday and i had to practically force feed him a can of Leo. No shittin, bloke does less drinking than a camel.

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

Have to say, the dude was up my house yesterday and i had to practically force feed him a can of Leo. No shittin, bloke does less drinking than a camel.

Gee, CMn thanks for the support. But, having killed mre than few hours holding down a bar stool with you I believe you would say that about Dean Martin or W.C Fields...

Don't go gettin' in the way when I'm tryin' to save a sinner's soul.

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Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

less drinking than a camel.

camels drink a lot....but not that often

Salvation can be yours brother frankie ... come forth, and be one with God.

While I suspect this is a windup; I will respond with this...

Originally Posted by hillbilly

While I suspect this is a windup; I will respond with this...

Same here.

Lord, I bring the sick and afflicted to you today: the dopers, the drunks, those with various venereal diseases and all manner of mental sickness and liberal dispositions. Heal in the holy, all-powerful name of Jesus! Heal, in the name of Jesus! And we know, Jesus, they're being healed right now. Heal! Heal, I pray! Amen and amen.

SK - go take some lessons from smeg....

Originally Posted by kingwillyhggtb

SK - go take some lessons from smeg....

"Repent therefore and be converted, that your sins may be blotted out, so that times of refreshing may come from the presence of the Lord." (Acts 3:19)

i think islam is better.

you get friday off work.

ok you have to work sundays - but sundays are crap anyway, right?

Originally Posted by Storekeeper

come forth, and be one with God.

But SK, Frankie is God!

Better be careful...

hey Storkers.
How long does that stir crazy arse of your have left before the military lets you out?

Originally Posted by friscofrankie

C'mon Guys leave the poor fella alone can't you see the dude's genuine care for his fellow man? His desire to lead this poor soul down the path of righteousness? I AM a SINNER! I am. I am. But I love my sinnin' ways and expect to roast in hell with all the assholes of history (the fun mother-fuckers too).

It is an honor and privilage to be singled out amongst the sinners of this board for saving... Alas; I, unlike those privilaged with subsidised internet trolling time, must earn my bread, thus precluding me from dedicating the attention such a noble gesture justly deserves.

Hopefully I can meet today's deadline as promised. Then, with some much deserved "quality time" in front of me I shall return and look deeply into the light offered by my evangelical brother 'Merikan.

OR; fire up a fatty, get me a bottle of Sangsom and chase half-naked girls around the "Foxy Lady."

I'll leave to y'all to ghuess which it will be....

And the winner is...

^^One of W.C Fields famous quotes "My boy, when I want to play with a prick, I'll play with my own!"

OK ... I've fucking had it. Now listen ... I'm tryin' to save a sinner's soul here. The rest of you need to get back in the cheap seats where you belong. Just ... .

I'm heading off to the pub, gonna see if I can't find Jeesus between some local girls' velvet like thighs.

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

I'm heading off to the pub, gonna see if I can't find Jeesus between some local girls' velvet like thighs.

spotlight doesn't open for a few hours CMn.....